Baltimore: The Snowiest City (Probably Not)
Who Needs the Arctic When You've Got Baltimore?
So, you’re wondering how much snow Baltimore’s gotten today, huh? Well, let me tell you, if you were expecting a dramatic tale of blizzards and snow drifts taller than the Inner Harbor, you might be in for a bit of a letdown. Unless of course, you’re a penguin or a particularly enthusiastic snowman builder. In that case, carry on!
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A Snow Day Dream
Baltimore, the city that gave us the Bmore accent and a love for crab cakes, is not exactly known for its white Christmases. It’s more like a “beige Christmas” or a “slightly chilly Christmas.” But hey, who needs snow when you can have a perfectly good crab cake sandwich, right?
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Now, I know what you're thinking: "But [insert your friend's name] said Baltimore was a winter wonderland!" Well, my friend, your friend might be a tad overenthusiastic, or perhaps they’re just really good at Photoshop. Because let’s be honest, Baltimore’s idea of a snowstorm is more like a light dusting that disappears by lunchtime.
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Snow Much Hype?
If you’re really desperate for snow, I suggest investing in a good snow globe or maybe renting a penguin suit. Or, you could just move to Alaska. But please, for the love of Old Bay, don't blame Baltimore for your snow drought.
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So, how much snow has Baltimore actually gotten today? Well, as of this moment, it’s probably about as much as I care about the Kardashians - which is to say, not much. But hey, you never know. Maybe a rogue snowflake will decide to pay Baltimore a visit. We can all dream, right?
How to... Survive a Baltimore Snowstorm (Just Kidding!)
- How to build a snowman in Baltimore: Use a lot of imagination and maybe some Styrofoam.
- How to dress for a Baltimore winter: Layers, layers, and more layers. And don’t forget the crab cake-themed scarf.
- How to find parking in Baltimore during a snowstorm: Good luck with that. Seriously, just stay home.
- How to make snow ice cream: You’ll need a really good imagination and a very strong desire for ice cream.
- How to appreciate Baltimore’s winter charm: Focus on the cozy cafes, the hot chocolate, and the fact that it's not as cold as, you know, Antarctica.
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