The Great Denver Snowpocalypse of... Wait, What?
Did you wake up this morning expecting to build a snowman in your Denver living room? Did you stock up on emergency hot cocoa and fuzzy socks in preparation for a blizzard?
Hold on to your hats (because apparently there's no snow)
That's right, folks. Despite all the pre-season hype and those ominous weather forecasts your uncle shared on Facebook, Denver remains stubbornly snow-free. It seems Mother Nature decided to take a vacation to the tropics this July 4th, leaving us with sunshine and temperatures that would make a lizard blush.
But wait! There's more! (Because clickbait never sleeps)
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While Denver itself may be basking in the heatwave, some of our mountain neighbors woke up to a winter wonderland. We're talking about places like Copper Mountain and Edgewater where snowflakes actually fell from the sky! Absolutely outrageous, right?
Here's the real scoop on the Denver "snowpocalypse"
- Denver received exactly zero snowflakes in the last 24 hours.
- You can safely put away your snow boots and shovels.
- Break out the sunscreen and fire up the grill, because it's a scorcher!
Maybe next year, winter? We'll be waiting (not really, we like our sunshine)
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FAQ: Denver's Non-Existent Snowstorm
Still confused? Fear not, we've got you covered! Here are some frequently asked questions about the Denver non-snow-event:
How to prepare for a future Denver snowstorm?
Easy! Stock up on marshmallows and good company. Snowstorms in Denver are practically mythical.
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How to tell if it's actually snowing in Denver?
Look outside your window. If you see anything white and fluffy falling from the sky, congratulations! You're experiencing a rare weather phenomenon.
How to build a snowman in Denver (without using a snowcone machine)?
QuickTip: Repeat difficult lines until they’re clear.
This one's a tough one. Maybe try building a sandcastle instead?
How to convince your uncle that Denver doesn't get blizzards in July?
Good luck!
How to celebrate a snow-free 4th of July in Denver?
Fireworks, barbecues, and maybe a celebratory trip to the mountains to check out that real (fake news?) snow.
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