The Great Denver Snow Mystery: Did a Snowflake Fall or Did We Dream It?
Ah, Denver snow. The glistening white blanket that transforms our city into a winter wonderland... or, depending on your perspective, a giant slushy mess that necessitates awkward penguin walks and the constant fear of rogue snowballs. But this year, things have been a bit... different.
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Where'd all the white stuff go?
We're officially past the prime snowfall season, and let's be honest, Denver, it's been a bit of a skimpy showing. While memories of epic snowball fights and epic commutes may be fading, the question lingers: just how much snow did Denver actually get this year?
According to the National Weather Service (those lovely folks who get to warn us about blizzards and giggle at our weather woes), Denver has seen a measly 10.4 inches of snowfall this season. That's a whopping 2.3 inches below average.
In other words, we've basically had a snowball fight with a marshmallow. Not exactly the epic winter throwdown we were expecting.
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But wait, there's more! (Or maybe there isn't...)
Now, before you start stocking up on pool noodles and inflatable flamingos, there's a tiny glimmer of hope. See, meteorologists are a fickle bunch. They like to throw around terms like "El Ni�o" and "La Ni�a" like they're playing meteorological bingo.
And guess what? There's a chance La Ni�a might be on her way out, possibly opening the door for a slightly snowier winter next year. But hey, that's just like, weatherman's speculation, man.
So, what does this all mean? Well, for now, it means we can officially declare this a subpar snow season. But fear not, Denverites! There's always next year. And who knows, maybe we'll finally get that epic snowball fight we've all been dreaming of.
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Denver Snow FAQs: Your Burning Questions Answered (Probably)
How to prepare for next year's potential epic snowfall?
Stock up on bread, milk, and good company. Board games are also a plus.
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How to convince my friends that Denver actually gets snow?
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Show them pictures from previous years. Just don't mention the current, rather embarrassing, season.
How to build the perfect snowman?
Start with a good base, pack the snow tightly, and don't forget the carrot nose and funky hat.
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How to avoid a snowball fight meltdown?
Embrace the chaos. Everyone gets a little wet, that's part of the fun!
How to make the most of a low-snow winter?
Hit the slopes while you still can! Or, you know, embrace the sunshine and plan a spring adventure.
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