The Great Kansas City Snowpocalypse of... July 21st? (Spoiler Alert: It Didn't Happen)
Did you wake up this morning with visions of sugarplums dancing in your head, only to be rudely interrupted by a blizzard outside your window? Fear not, fellow Kansas Citians, for the apocalypse has not arrived... at least not in the form of a surprise July snowstorm.
That's right, according to all credible sources (except maybe your overly enthusiastic neighbor who swears they saw a snowflake), Kansas City has received a whopping zero inches of snow today. Zero!Nada!Zilch!
Now, before you start questioning the very fabric of reality (because seriously, who doesn't love a good summer snowstorm?), let's delve a little deeper into this meteorological marvel (or lack thereof).
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Where'd all the Winter Warriors Go?
Remember all those valiant souls – the salter trucks, the tireless plower crews – who usually gear up for battle at the mere mention of a snowflake? Well, you can rest assured they're enjoying a well-deserved summer vacation. Those snow removal muscles aren't going to build themselves, you know!
Is This the End of Snow as We Know It?
Hold on to your hats (because, let's face it, it's still July and way too hot for hats), this is not the end of winter. Kansas City will, in all likelihood, experience its fair share of snowdrifts and icy roads come wintertime. But for now, crank up the AC, fire up the grill, and bask in the glorious absence of slippery sidewalks.
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But Seriously, Folks...
While the lack of snow might be a bit of a letdown for the winter enthusiasts out there, it's a good reminder to be prepared for anything Mother Nature throws our way. So, when that first snowflake does inevitably fall (because, let's be real, it will), make sure you've got your winter gear ready to go.
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Frequently Asked Summer Snowpocalypse Questions:
How to build a snowman in July? Sorry, friend, this one's a bit out of reach. Maybe try a sandcastle instead?
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How to convince my neighbor they hallucinated the snowflake? A gentle reminder about the date and a refreshing beverage might do the trick.
How to prepare for the inevitable winter snow? Stock up on rock salt, grab your favorite shovel, and practice your best "brrr" noises.
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How to celebrate the lack of a snowstorm? Fire up the grill, have a socially-distanced snowball fight with water balloons, or just enjoy the peace and quiet of a non-apocalyptic July day.
How to find out the real forecast for Kansas City? There's a handy app for that (or you could, you know, ask me!).
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