The Great Milwaukee Snow Mystery: Has Winter Arrived Early (or Should We Be Sweating?)
It's the middle of July, the sun is blazing, and you're reaching for your swimsuit, not your snow boots. But wait, a nagging question pops into your head: how much snow has Milwaukee gotten so far? Has winter gotten amnesia and decided to show up early this year?
Fear not, fellow cheeseheads, because we're here to crack the code on Milwaukee's mysterious snowfall situation (or lack thereof).
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The Shocking Truth (Spoiler Alert: It's Not Much)
Brace yourselves, because this might come as a shock: Milwaukee hasn't seen a single snowflake fall from the sky so far this summer... I mean, July. That's right, folks, the city is currently experiencing a full-blown snow drought.
Now, before you start panicking about a permanent summer and a future fueled by fruity cocktails on the beach (hey, no judgment!), let's remember it's still pretty darn early in the season.
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But Seriously, How Much Snow Should There Be?
While Milwaukee might be looking a little bare right now, don't worry, winter warriors, the snow will eventually come. On average, the city gets a cool 48.7 inches of snow a year. That's enough to build a respectable snowman (or a slightly terrifying one, depending on your artistic skills).
Here's a fun fact: the record snowfall for Milwaukee in a single day is a whopping 17.9 inches, which happened way back in 1881. Imagine waking up to that much snow! You'd basically need a snow plow for your driveway and a team of huskies to get to work.
Relax, the Snow Gods Haven't Abandoned Us (Yet)
So, to answer your burning question: Milwaukee currently has 0 inches of snow. But fret not, snowflake enthusiasts, there's plenty of time for winter to unleash its fury (or, you know, at least bring a light dusting).
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In the meantime, crank up the air conditioning, dust off your flip flops, and enjoy this glorious summer weather.
Remember, winter is coming (eventually).
Frequently Asked Snow-drought Questions:
How to prepare for the inevitable Milwaukee snowfall?
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Stock up on cozy sweaters, hot cocoa essentials, and a good shovel (because let's be real, those snow plows can't get everywhere).
How to build the perfect Milwaukee snowman?
Think big! Remember, 17.9 inches is the record, so dream beyond the basic three-ball snowman.
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How to convince your friends that you totally saw a snowflake in July?
Let's be honest, this might be a tough sell. But hey, persistence is key!
How to survive a Milwaukee winter without losing your sanity?
Embrace the cozy vibes! Bundle up, binge-watch your favorite shows, and enjoy the excuse to stay inside with a mug of hot chocolate.
How to find out when the first official snowfall hits Milwaukee?
Keep an eye on the weather forecast! Local news stations and weather websites will be your best bet.
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