Baltimore: The Snowiest City That Isn't Really That Snowy
So, you're wondering about snow in Baltimore, huh? Well, let's dive into this icy topic. First off, let's get one thing straight: Baltimore is not exactly a winter wonderland. It's more like a "winter, eh, whatever" kind of place.
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The Great Baltimore Snow Debate
People will tell you tales of epic snowstorms that paralyzed the city, turning it into a frozen tundra. And while these stories might be exaggerated (ahem, slightly), there’s no denying Baltimore gets its fair share of winter precipitation. But let's be honest, it's usually more of a nuisance than a full-blown blizzard.
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Remember that one winter everyone freaked out because there was a gasp inch of snow? Yeah, that was classic Baltimore. The city shuts down, people panic-buy bread and milk (like it's gonna stop snowing), and then the sun comes out the next day and it's all gone. It's like a collective sigh of relief followed by a collective "what was all that about?"
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How Much Snow is Actually Normal?
On average, Baltimore gets around 21 inches of snow per year. That might sound like a lot, but spread it out over several months and it's really not that impressive. It's like trying to build a snowman with a tablespoon.
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But here's the kicker: Baltimore is notorious for its inconsistent snowfall. One year it'll be a winter wonderland, the next it'll be a tropical paradise (okay, maybe not tropical, but you get the point). So, trying to predict how much snow you'll get is like trying to predict the stock market - it's a gamble.
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What to Do When It Snows in Baltimore
If you're caught unprepared for a Baltimore snowstorm (which, let's be honest, is most of the time), here are your options:
- Embrace it: Bundle up, grab a hot chocolate, and enjoy the rare winter wonderland.
- Ignore it: Pretend it's not happening and carry on with your day.
- Become a Snow Expert: Start a weather blog, write a book, or at least impress your friends with your in-depth knowledge of snow types.
Remember: No matter how much snow falls, Baltimoreans always find a way to make it through. We're a resilient bunch, and we'll survive (and even thrive) through any winter weather.
How To... Winter in Baltimore
- How to dress for a Baltimore winter: Layers, layers, and more layers. And don't forget the boots!
- How to drive in the snow: Slowly, carefully, and with a healthy dose of panic.
- How to find parking after a snowstorm: Good luck!
- How to make the most of a snow day: Build a snow fort, have a snowball fight, or binge-watch your favorite shows.
- How to survive a Baltimore winter: With humor, patience, and a good supply of hot chocolate.
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