The Great Boston Blizzard of... July? Unpacking This Weekend's "Winter Wonderland" (or Lack Thereof)
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowder, and... basking in the glorious heat of summer, right? Well, hold onto your clam chowder, folks, because the weather forecasters are throwing us a curveball that's about as predictable as a runaway Fenway Frank.
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Snowpocalypse? More Like Sun's Out, Buns Out (But Maybe With Sunscreen)
Yes, you read that right. There have been whispers of a potential snow event gracing Boston with its frosty presence this weekend. Now, before you start digging out your winter woolies and dusting off your trusty snow shovel, let's pump the brakes for a second.
The truth is, there's about as much chance of a blizzard as there is of Tom Brady unretiring. (Okay, maybe that's a slight exaggeration, but you get the point.)
Forecasters are predicting a big, fat ZERO inches of snow for Boston this weekend. That's right, folks, it's looking more like a beach day than a snowball fight.
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But Wait, There's More! (Because Weather Can Be Fickle)
While the snowpocalypse is officially canceled, there's always a chance Mother Nature could decide to throw us a curveball. There's a possibility of some heavy rain rolling in later this weekend, so it might be a good idea to keep an umbrella handy.
Here's the TL;DR: Don't pack your snow boots, but maybe bring an umbrella.
Frequently Asked Snow- (or Rather, Non-Snow-) Related Questions:
How to prepare for a weekend without snow in Boston?
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Beach towel, sunglasses, and your dancing shoes (because it's gonna be a scorcher... probably).
How to channel your inner Elsa without the snow?
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Rock a killer blue outfit and belt out "Let It Go" at the top of your lungs. Safety note: Maybe don't try building a snowman out of sand.
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How to convince your friends you braved a blizzard in Boston?
Instagram filter to the rescue! Just find a snowy picture online and pretend it's your backyard. We won't judge (but the internet might).
How to celebrate a snow-free Boston weekend?
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Hit the park, grab some ice cream, and soak up the sunshine! Because let's be honest, sometimes summer in Boston feels fleeting.
How to (hopefully) avoid any future snow scares in July?
We can dream, can't we? But seriously, stay tuned to the latest weather forecasts.
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