The Great Denver Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July!
Ah, Denver in July. Where the skies are a brilliant blue, the sun shines brighter than a reality TV star's smile, and the only thing "white out" you'll experience is maybe a killer outfit. But what about snow, you ask? Well, buckle up, because we're about to embark on a thrilling (and slightly sweaty) journey to discover the answer!
Is Denver About to Turn into a Winter Wonderland...Not This Weekend?
Let's face it, folks, Denver in July is about as likely to see a blizzard as your grandma winning a Fortnite tournament. The weather forecast is predicting sunshine hot enough to melt a yeti's dreams (and maybe even his eyebrows). In other words, there will be exactly ZERO SNOW this weekend.
Now, before you start prepping your rooftop snowball fights and building your majestic snow forts out of patio furniture, hold on a sec. There's a reason they call it the Mile High City, and that reason is altitude. Head up to the mountains west of Denver, and you might find some leftover patches clinging to life. But for the city itself? Nope, it's gonna be a shorts-and-sunglasses kind of situation.
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But Wait, There's More! (Because Why Not?)
Just because there's no snow this weekend doesn't mean you can't enjoy some wintery fun! Here are some ideas to get your frosty fix:
- Hit the Ice Rink: Channel your inner Michelle Kwan and lace up your skates. Denver has plenty of rinks, both indoor and outdoor, to keep you cool (and maybe a little wobbly).
- Snow Cones are Basically the Same Thing, Right?: Okay, not really, but they are a delicious way to beat the heat and pretend it's snowing...in your mouth.
- Frozen Yogurt Avalanche: Treat yourself to a mountain of frozen yogurt piled high with your favorite toppings. It's basically a snowstorm in a cup, minus the wet socks.
## Frequently Asked Snow- (or Lack Thereof) - Related Questions
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How to Prepare for No Snow in Denver This Weekend?
Sunscreen, sunglasses, and a killer playlist for those poolside lounging sessions.
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How to Deal with the Disappointment of No Snowpocalypse?
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Channel your inner Elsa and "Let it Go." There's always next winter (or maybe a trip to the mountains this weekend).
How to Convince My Friends I Actually Saw Snow in Denver?
A convincing Instagram filter and a strategically placed bag of ice might do the trick. But hey, honesty is the best policy (and way less work).
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How Much Fun Can You Have in Denver Without Snow?
A whole heck of a lot! From exploring museums and catching a concert to hiking in the foothills and indulging in the city's amazing food scene, Denver has something for everyone (snow or no snow).
How to Get Excited for Summer in Denver?
Think about all the amazing outdoor activities you can do, the delicious patio dining options, and the endless sunshine. Summer in Denver is pretty darn epic.
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