The Great Memphis Snowpocalypse: How Much Did We REALLY Dodge?
Ah, Memphis. The Bluff City, home of the mighty Mississippi, delicious barbecue, and...well, not exactly known for epic snowfalls. But hey, that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun digging into the recent winter wonderland (or should we say "winter not-so-much-land") that graced (or rather, didn't quite grace) our fair city.
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The Winter That Wasn't: A Tale of Inches (or Lack Thereof)
So, how much snow did Memphis see? Buckle up, folks, because we're about to enter the thrilling world of...not that much snow. That's right, folks, the official tally at Memphis International Airport clocks in at a measly 3.4 inches. Now, don't get us wrong, that's more than our average measly 2.21 inches. We practically became a winter wonderland...by Memphis standards, at least.
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But let's be honest, 3.4 inches is more like a dusting of powdered sugar than a blizzard. You couldn't exactly build a snowman (unless you were a sculptor with a serious magnifying glass), and sledding was more like a slow, slightly damp descent down your driveway.
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Meanwhile, out east... Things got a bit more interesting. Our neighbors in McNairy County saw a whopping 8 inches of the white stuff. Seems like winter forgot to send the memo to Memphis proper.
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The Unsung Heroes: The Ones Who Braved the "Blizzard"
For those brave souls who ventured out in their shorts and flip-flops (because, let's face it, that's practically Memphis winter attire), a round of applause. You ventured into the unknown, the 3.4-inch wilderness, and emerged (probably) unscathed.
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But seriously, folks, a big thank you to the road crews who prepped for a snowpocalypse that never quite arrived. You guys are the real MVPs.
FAQ: How to Survive a Memphis Snowstorm (Because, You Know, It Might Actually Happen One Day)
- How to build a snowman with 3.4 inches of snow? Get creative! Use that artistic flair and maybe incorporate some strategically placed pebbles or twigs.
- How to sled with minimal snow? Cardboard and a healthy dose of optimism are your best friends.
- How to convince your friends you braved the elements? Invest in some good snowflake filters for your social media pics.
- How to prepare for a real snowstorm (just in case)? Stock up on milk and bread, obviously. But more importantly, embrace the novelty and channel your inner child.
- How to find out the actual amount of snowfall next time? Keep an eye on the weather forecast and local news reports. This blog post, however, is not to be considered a reliable source of snowfall measurements.
There you have it, folks! The not-so-dramatic story of the Memphis "snowstorm." Remember, even a sprinkle of winter fun is something to celebrate in this fair city. Now, pass the barbecue sauce, and let's get back to enjoying our glorious summer!
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