The Great Memphis Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's Just July
Ah, Memphis. The Bluff City, home of the blues, delicious barbecue, and... well, not exactly a winter wonderland. So, you're curious about the snow situation in Memphis today? Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a thrilling weather adventure (or lack thereof).
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| How Much Snow In Memphis Today |
Is it Raining Cats and Snowing Dogs?
Nope! It's actually a scorcher in Memphis today. We're talking sunshine, heat waves, and the kind of weather that makes you crave a tall glass of sweet tea. In fact, the National Weather Service predicts highs in the low to mid 90s [National Weather Service].
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But What About Those Wintery Dreams?
Don't worry, snow enthusiasts! We haven't forgotten about your love for the fluffy white stuff. While Memphis doesn't get much snowfall, there is a special page on the National Weather Service website dedicated to Memphis Winter [National Weather Service Memphis Winter]. Here you can find out all about historical snowfall data and dream about those rare Memphis snow days.
Hold on a Second, Didn't Memphis Get Snowpocalypse 2018?
Ah yes, the Great Blizzard of 2018. It's true, Memphis occasionally gets a dusting or two, but a full-blown snowpocalypse is more myth than reality.
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So, How Much Snow Exactly is Falling in Memphis Today?
**ZERO. **Nada. Zilch. Unless you count the shaved ice at your local snowball stand.
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But I Really Want to Play in the Snow!
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Hey, we understand the struggle. If you're absolutely desperate for some wintery fun, you might have to get a little creative. Here are some ideas:
- Hit the Freezer Aisle: Stock up on ice packs, build a snowman in your bathtub (parental supervision advised), and have a snowball fight with balled-up socks.
- Embrace the Fake Stuff: Invest in a snow machine for your backyard. Just remember, this might not fly with the neighbors in July.
- Plan a Frosty Getaway: Book a trip to a place with guaranteed snow! There's a whole world of winter wonderlands waiting to be explored.
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How to Prepare for a Memphis Snowpocalypse (That Probably Won't Happen):
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Stock up on your favorite snacks and drinks, just in case you get snowed in (highly unlikely).
How to Build a Snowman in Your Bathtub:
- Grab some ice packs!
- Sculpt your masterpiece.
- Decorate with carrot and pebble features (optional).
- Don't forget the hat (a washcloth will do).
How to Have a Snowball Fight with Socks:
- Ball up some clean socks (the fluffier, the better).
- unleash your inner warrior!
- Bonus points for creative sock snowball names.
How to Convince Your Neighbors a Snow Machine in July is a Good Idea:
- Good luck!
How to Book a Frosty Getaway:
The internet is your friend! Research winter destinations and book your dream snow adventure.
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