The Great Philadelphia Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July!
Ever wake up in a cold sweat, convinced you forgot to close the windows and a blizzard is raging outside? No? Just me? Well, maybe that's because it's July and the only thing raging in Philadelphia is the debate over cheesesteak wiz or wit.
That's right, folks! You can put those shovels back in the shed (or wherever you store your summer essentials next to the inflatable pool flamingo). There is absolutely, positively, zero chance of any snow falling in the City of Brotherly Love today.
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Unless...
- You're watching a particularly epic winter storm documentary.
- You have a seriously impressive snow cone machine and things are about to get frosty.
- You're a local news reporter desperately trying to drum up some excitement because, let's face it, "Hot Dog Eating Contest Nearly Ends in Disaster" isn't exactly Pulitzer Prize material.
In all seriousness, the weather forecast for Philadelphia today is sunshine, sunshine, and maybe a sprinkle of "dang, it's hot out here." So fire up the grill, crack open a lemonade, and enjoy that glorious summer weather!
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But wait! What if I really need snow? (We won't judge... maybe)
Fear not, my friend! Here are some handy dandy FAQs to quench your thirst for frosty fun:
How to Make Snow in Your Kitchen
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While not exactly a blizzard, you can whip up a mini winter wonderland with baking soda and shaving cream. Just be prepared for a slightly sticky situation (and maybe some confused housemates).
How to Find the Nearest Snow
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Head north! Depending on your tolerance for a road trip, there might still be some snow hanging around in higher altitudes. Just pack some sunscreen – those snow-capped mountains can get mighty bright.
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How to Virtually Experience Snow
Feeling adventurous? Strap on your VR headset and explore the snowy peaks of Mount Everest (without the altitude sickness, of course).
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How to Embrace the Summer Sun
Sometimes, the best way to deal with the lack of snow is to dive headfirst into summer fun. Hit the beach, build a sandcastle masterpiece, and pretend you're on a tropical island (because, hey, why not?).
How to Appreciate the Lack of Shoveling
Think of all that extra time you have now! You could, you know, actually relax and enjoy the beautiful weather. Or, you could channel your inner Martha Stewart and tackle some overdue spring cleaning. The choice is yours!
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