The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... July? Hold on to Your Swim Trunks, Folks!
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowdah, and... basking in the glorious heat of summer, right? Well, if you were hoping for a snowball fight on the Boston Common next Tuesday, then buckle up, because we've got some weather news that's more surprising than a Dunkin' Donuts without a line.
Let's Talk Snow... in July
That's right, folks. The weather forecasters are predicting a whopping ZERO inches of the white stuff for Boston next Tuesday. Shocking, right? I mean, who packs away their winter coat in July in Beantown? Apparently, someone at the National Weather Service is a bigger optimist than Punxsutawney Phil.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Weather Never Cooperates)
Now, before you start prepping your snow fort designs, let's not forget that New England weather is about as predictable as a toddler's mood swing. There's always a chance for a surprise pop-up shower, or maybe even a rogue flurry (hey, it could happen!). But in all seriousness, the forecast for partly sunny skies with a high near 92 degrees sounds more like a pool party invitation than a snowball fight.
So, What Does This Mean for Your Tuesday?
Here's the takeaway: ditch the snow boots, dust off your flip flops, and crank up the AC. It's gonna be a scorcher in Boston next Tuesday. Stock up on sunscreen, grab your favorite pool floatie, and get ready to soak up some rays (responsibly, of course).
How to Prepare for a Non-Existent Snowstorm (Because Why Not?)
- How to Channel Your Inner Snow Bunny: Build a sandcastle on the beach instead!
- How to Make the Most of Unexpected Sunshine: Break out the grill and have a backyard barbecue.
- How to Deal with Disappointment (About No Snow): Drown your sorrows in a refreshing summer beverage (adult or otherwise, we won't judge).
- How to Prepare for Next Winter (Just in Case): Okay, this one's a little early, but maybe move that snow shovel back up from the basement... just in case.
- How to Stay Cool This Summer: Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! And don't forget the sunscreen!
So there you have it, folks. Boston is looking at a perfectly normal (read: no snow!) summer day next Tuesday. Now go forth and conquer that heatwave!
