The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... July? Here's the Lowdown on That Snowfall (or Lack Thereof)
Hey Bostonians, ditch the snow boots and grab your flip flops! It looks like Mother Nature is serving up a summer scorcher tomorrow, not a blizzard.
Yes, you read that right. Snow. We all know New England weather can be a bit, well, unpredictable, but chances of a July snowpocalypse in Boston are about as likely as finding a perfectly-parked car on a Fenway game day.
So, How Much Snow Are We ACTUALLY Talking About?
Zero. Zilch. Nada. That's right, folks. According to the latest weather reports, there's about as much chance of snowfall tomorrow as there is of spotting a shamrock on a leprechaun who forgot St. Patrick's Day.
Now, we know what you're thinking: "But wait, what about that weird dream I had about cross-country skiing on the Charles River?" Relax, that was just a figment of your overactive summer barbecue imagination.
But Seriously, Folks... Why All the Hype?
Fear not, fellow weather warriors! This isn't some elaborate meteorologist prank. It all boils down to a little thing called "reading the forecast carefully." Some news outlets (we won't name names... maybe they rhyme with "Shmexaminer") might have accidentally dusted off an old winter weather warning.
Remember, folks: it's July! The only thing "snowing" tomorrow will be those refreshing pool floats after a long, hot day.
FAQ: Beat the Boston Summer Heat Like a Champion
Since the only thing falling from the sky tomorrow will be sunshine (and maybe a rogue seagull or two), here are some tips to conquer the Boston summer heat:
How to Channel Your Inner Mermaid/Merman: Hit the beaches! Whether it's Nantasket, Revere, or Carson, a day by the ocean is the perfect way to cool off.
How to Become an Ice Cream Connoisseur: Boston boasts some of the best ice cream shops around. Support local businesses and treat yourself to a gloriously melty scoop (or three).
How to Embrace Your Inner Hydrator: Water is your best friend! Carry a reusable water bottle and stay quenched throughout the day.
