The Great Denver Snow Mystery: More Hype Than Yeti Sightings?
Ah, Denver snow. The source of both epic snowball fights and the sudden urge to hibernate with a mug of hot cocoa. But with summer in full swing, the question on everyone's mind (well, maybe not everyone) is: just how much snow is Denver getting right now?
The answer, my friends, is absolutely none. Nada. Zilch. Unless you count that rogue ice shaving truck that went rogue on I-70 last week (we've all been there, buddy).
But fear not, fellow snow enthusiasts! While Denver might be channeling its inner Miami right now, there's always next winter. In the meantime, let's delve into the curious case of Denver's missing snowflakes.
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Where'd all the White Stuff Go?
Here's the thing: Denver gets a decent amount of snowfall every year – an average of around 272 inches, to be exact. That's enough to build a pretty impressive snowman (think Frosty with a Ph.D.). However, July is about as far from snowman-building season as you can get.
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So, When Can We Expect a Denver Snowpocalypse?
Now, we're not psychic squirrels here (although that would be a pretty cool superpower), but weather forecasts predict a normal winter for Denver. So, dust off your snow boots and inflatable snow globes, because cometh the winter, cometh the snow.
In the meantime, here are some ways to get your snow fix:
- Hit the slopes: While Denver itself might be snow-free, there are plenty of mountain resorts within driving distance that offer year-round skiing and snowboarding (indoor snow domes are a thing, too!).
- Embrace the fake stuff: Channel your inner child and have an epic snowball fight with shaving cream. Just be prepared for some serious sudsy warfare.
- Plan a winter getaway: Start researching that dream ski trip to Alaska or Iceland. Because, let's face it, there's nothing quite like the real deal.
Frequently Asked Snow-cations (you're welcome)
How to find out when Denver will get snow?
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Keep an eye on weather forecasts closer to winter. The National Weather Service is a great resource [National Weather Service denver forecast].
How to prepare for a Denver snowstorm?
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Stock up on essentials like bread, milk, and of course, hot cocoa! Also, make sure your car is winter-ready with good tires and plenty of windshield wiper fluid.
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How to build the perfect snowman?
The key is to pack the snow tightly to create a solid base. Get creative with the decorations – think carrot noses, pebble eyes, and maybe even a funky hat (old beanies work wonders!).
How to survive a Denver snowpocalypse?
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Bundle up, stay cozy, and embrace the chance to binge-watch your favorite shows. And remember, a little snow can be a magical thing!
How to convince your friends you did see a yeti during a Denver snowstorm?
Well, that one might require some serious photographic evidence (or maybe just some very convincing storytelling skills).
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