The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... July? Here's the Lowdown on That Snowfall That Isn't Coming
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowdah, and... basking in the glorious heat of summer, right? Well, if you're picturing snowflakes swirling outside your window right now, you might need to adjust your mental thermostat. Because let's face it, folks, there's about as much chance of a blizzard in July as there is of spotting a Dunkin' Donuts without a line.
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So, How Much Snow Are We REALLY Talking About?
Zero. Zilch. Nada. That's right, the official forecast predicts a whopping 0 inches of the white stuff. You can ditch the snow boots and stock up on sunscreen instead.
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Now, you might be thinking, "Hey, weather forecasts can be wrong!" Sure, that's true. But when it comes to a snowstorm in the heart of July, you can rest assured that the only thing getting flurried is your local ice cream shop.
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But What About Those "Polar Vortex" Rumors?
Don't worry, the Polar Vortex is on vacation, sipping margaritas on a tropical beach somewhere (probably complaining about the lack of ice). Those whispers of a chilly surprise are just that – whispers.
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Besides, if a snowball fight did break out in Boston in July, let's be honest, it would involve beach towels and lukewarm pi�a coladas. Not exactly the epic snowball showdown we dream of.
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Okay, Okay, So No Snow. But What Should I Be Prepared For?
Now that we've cleared the air (or should we say, melted the snow?), here's what you actually need to be ready for:
- Sunburns: Slap on that SPF and channel your inner lizard on a rock.
- Hydration: It's gonna be a scorcher. Stay cool and keep that water bottle handy.
- Melty Ice Cream Disasters: Invest in a good ice cream cozy (or just eat it faster).
There you have it, folks! A summer in Boston as it should be: hot, sunny, and with absolutely no chance of a snow day.
FAQ: How to Prepare for a Boston Summer (Because Apparently Snow Isn't Happening!)
- How to avoid a sunburn? Sunscreen is your BFF. Apply liberally and reapply often, especially after swimming or sweating.
- How to stay cool? Drink plenty of fluids, wear loose-fitting clothing, and find some shade during the hottest part of the day.
- How to deal with melty ice cream? Spoons are great, but real heroes use waffle cones (bonus points for the edible delivery system).
- How to enjoy a Boston summer? Grab an iced coffee, check out the harbor, and soak up the sunshine (responsibly, of course).
- How to channel your inner meteorologist? Download a weather app and become the resident weather expert in your friend group (just don't predict snow in July).
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