The Great Memphis Snowstorm of... Never Happened?
Ah, Memphis. The land of blues music, delicious barbecue, and... absolutely no snow in July. That's right, folks, if you're dreaming of a white Christmas in Memphis, you'd better get yourself a snow machine. But hey, that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun!
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So, How Deep is the Snow in Memphis Right Now?
Well, buckle up for this shocker: there is currently zero, zilch, nada snow blanketing the Bluff City. Unless you count that flurry of parmesan cheese you accidentally spilled on your desk this morning (we've all been there).
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But fear not, snow enthusiasts! Here's a handy guide to Memphis's "snow season":
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- November-March: There's a fringe chance of a dusting, maybe even a playful snowball fight. But don't get your hopes up for a winter wonderland.
- April-October: This is Memphis's pool party season, not snowman building time. Expect sunshine, humidity, and the occasional thunderstorm (perfect for washing away any lingering dreams of a white Christmas).
But What About Those Epic Memphis Snowpocalypses We Hear About?
Let's be honest, Memphis and snowpocalypses go together about as well as sunshine and vampires. Sure, there have been a few snow flurries that caused a minor stir over the years, but a full-blown blizzard? That's the stuff of legends (or maybe just overactive imaginations).
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Okay, Okay, So No Snow. But What Can I Do for Winter Fun in Memphis?
Glad you asked! Here are a few ideas:
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- Hit the Peabody Hotel for their famous Duck March. Those ducks waddling in their fancy little outfits are way cuter than a snowman anyway.
- Warm up with some Memphis blues. There's nothing quite like the soulful sounds of Beale Street to chase away the winter blues (even if there's no actual winter).
- Devour some piping hot barbecue. Because let's face it, Memphis is all about the food, and barbecue is the perfect comfort food, no matter the season.
How-To FAQs for the Memphis Snow-Less Season:
How to channel your inner Elsa when there's no snow? Belt out a show-stopping rendition of "Let it Go" in the shower.How to build a snowman without snow? Get creative! Use marshmallows, whipped cream, or even those leftover mashed potatoes.How to have a snowball fight without snow? Grab some crumpled up paper or Nerf projectiles. Just be careful, grandma might not appreciate that rogue sock to the head.How to convince your friends you vacationed in a winter wonderland? Instagram filters are your friend!How to deal with the crushing disappointment of no Memphis snowstorm? Distract yourself with delicious barbecue and the soothing sounds of the blues. You'll be alright, sugar.
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