The Great Kansas City Snow Excavating Expedition: A Report (of Sorts)
Ah, Kansas City. The City of Fountains... and apparently, a bottomless pit of summer heat, because let's be honest, July and snow aren't exactly BFFs. So, if you're reading this thinking "brrr, gotta dig out my mittens," fret not! There's more chance of you finding a decent parking spot at the Royals game than encountering a blizzard in July.
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| How Much Snow Is On The Ground In Kansas City |
On a Scale of Yeti to Flip-Flops, How Much Snow Are We Talking About?
Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Kansas City is currently sporting a blanket of sunshine, perfect for firing up the grill and pretending you're a contestant on a barbecue competition show. (Spoiler alert: you'll probably eat more than you win).
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Now, if you're one of those folks who gets a thrill from wielding a snow shovel, fear not! Winter will be here eventually, and when it does, you'll be the neighborhood hero, ready to conquer those white mountains (or, more realistically, those cute little ankle-biters of snowdrifts).
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But Wait! What About Those Winter Wonderland Memories?
Ah yes, the nostalgia! Remember that epic snowball fight of 2018? Or the time you spent three hours digging your car out after a surprise ice storm? Those were fun times... in retrospect.
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For now, channel your inner Elsa and let it go! Embrace the sunshine, crank up the AC, and dream of those future snow days (because trust us, they'll come).
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Highly Important FAQ: How to Prepare for the Future Snowmageddon (Because We All Know It's Coming)
- How to build a snowman that will impress the neighborhood kids? Start with a solid base, use creativity for the features (carrot nose is a classic, but a strategically placed hot dog can be a conversation starter), and don't forget the magic touch - a jaunty scarf and a friendly smile.
- How to make the perfect cup of hot cocoa for a snowy day? Milk, chocolate (the good stuff, not that syrup stuff!), a dash of cinnamon, and a mountain of marshmallows (because, let's be real, the more marshmallows, the better).
- How to avoid becoming a human popsicle while shoveling the driveway? Layers are your friend! Think thermals, a good hat, and waterproof boots. Safety first, folks!
- How to convince your friends you braved the elements when you really just built a snowman in your backyard? Strategic use of social media with a snowy filter can work wonders. Just don't get caught out by a rogue palm tree in the background.
- How to maintain your sanity during a snowstorm? Board games, movies, and a giant pile of snacks are a winning combination. Bonus points for mastering the art of the snow fort.
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