The Great Portland Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's Just July
Ah, the weather in Maine. One minute you're sweating through your flannel, the next you're convinced you saw a rogue puff of dandelion fluff and panicked it was a blizzard. So, the burning question on everyone's mind this fine summer day must be: is Portland, Maine going to be pummeled by a surprise snowstorm today?
Spoiler alert: Drumroll please... absolutely not!
Instead, you can expect sunshine peeking through some clouds, with a chance of some afternoon thunderstorms (perfect excuse to grab a summer brew and watch the lightning dance!).
QuickTip: Read actively, not passively.
But hey, if you're one of those folks who crave the thrill of the unexpected, don't despair! Here's a quick guide to prepping for a snowstorm that definitely, maybe, might not happen:
- Stockpile pool floats: Because what's more fun than pretending you're braving the Arctic while lounging in a giant inflatable swan?
- Dig out your finest summer gear: Think swimsuits, flip-flops, and those novelty sunglasses with the lobsters on them. Confuse the meteorologists, confuse yourself, who cares? It's all fun and games!
- Build a snowman... out of sand! It's the perfect summer twist on a classic winter activity. Just be sure to wear sunscreen, because a sandy sunburn is a real bummer.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You're Curious)
How to prepare for a snowstorm that isn't happening?
QuickTip: Break reading into digestible chunks.
Easy! Just channel your inner Elsa and "Let It Go."
How to convince your friends you braved a snowstorm?
Tip: Bookmark this post to revisit later.
Doctor some photos with a snow filter and tell dramatic tales of heroism (heroically fetching another ice cream from the freezer, perhaps?).
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How to cool down after all this (non-existent) snowstorm talk?
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
Ice cream. Always the answer.
How to avoid disappointment when there's no snowstorm?
Embrace the sunshine! Hit the beach, have a picnic, or just relax and enjoy the beautiful summer weather.
How to find out the actual weather forecast?
There are these handy dandy things called weather apps and websites. Check them out, they're pretty neat!
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