The Great Denver Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's Just July
Ah, Denver weather. You never know quite what you're going to get. One day it's sunshine and sandals, the next you're layering up like a human burrito. So, the burning question on everyone's mind this fine summer morning: is Denver about to be pummeled by a surprise blizzard?
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Spoiler Alert: Hold Onto Your Flip Flops
According to trusty weather sources (because, let's face it, sometimes we just need science to hold our hand), Denver can expect absolutely zero snowfall today. That's right, folks, you can ditch the snow boots and break out the sunscreen.
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There is, however, a slight chance of thunderstorms this afternoon. But hey, at least it's exciting, right? Maybe you'll even get to see some of those cool, swirly cloud formations that look like nature's tie-dye project.
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Signs You're Mistaking a Thunderstorm for a Snowstorm (Because Apparently, That Happens)
- The hail is suspiciously large and shaped like baseballs.
- Your pet goldfish starts building a snowman out of aquarium gravel.
- Your local news station excitedly announces, "Winter is coming...in July!"
Rest assured, folks, these are all signs of a very confused weather pattern, not a full-blown snowpocalypse.
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FAQ: How to Prepare for Denver's Non-Existent Snowmageddon
How to channel your inner meteorologist: Download a weather app and become the envy of all your friends with your impressive knowledge of humidity percentages.
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How to survive a surprise downpour: Pack an umbrella (shocking, we know) or utilize that handy raincoat you bought for last year's "snowpocalypse" that never happened (hey, it'll come in useful eventually...maybe).
How to avoid disappointment: Manage your expectations, Denver. It's July. Embrace the sunshine (with sunscreen, of course).
How to celebrate the lack of snow: Dust off your grill, fire up the burgers, and crank up the summer tunes.
How to deal with all this extra time you suddenly have: Finally tackle that never-ending to-do list, or, you know, take a nap. You earned it.
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