The Great Philadelphia Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July
Ah, Philadelphia. City of brotherly love, cheesesteaks, and... snow in July? Well, hold your horses (or should we say, snow shovels?) because that's not exactly on the menu for tomorrow.
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But Why Ask About Snow in July, You Say?
Let's be honest, Philly weather can be a real wildcard. One minute you're sweating through your hoagie, the next you're digging out your winter coat because the "feels like" temperature decided to play a cruel joke. So, it's natural to wonder if Mother Nature might be throwing a curveball our way.
Fear Not, Fellow Philadelphians!
According to the trusty weather oracles (a.k.a. meteorologists), there will be NO SNOW gracing the City of Brotherly Love tomorrow. That's right, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA. You can dust off your flip-flops and fire up the grill with confidence.
Now, before you get too excited and accidentally pack your swimsuit for a snowball fight, here's a friendly reminder: July is prime time for some good old-fashioned summer showers. So, an umbrella might be a wise companion, just in case.
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Frequently Asked Philadelphian Snowpocalypse Questions (of July):
How to prepare for a July snowstorm in Philadelphia (that isn't happening)?
A. Stock up on sunscreen and iced tea.
How to build a snowman out of thin air?
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A. We recommend using your imagination and a refreshing summer cocktail.
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How to convince your friends you braved a snowstorm for a cheesesteak?
A. Maybe stick with the iced tea and avoid social media embellishments.
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How to find out the real weather forecast?
A. There's a handy app for that, or you can consult a weather website (because apparently, some people do question snow in July).
How to celebrate a snow-free July day in Philly?
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A. Endless options! Hit the park, grab a water ice, cheer on the Phillies (because rain or shine, some things are inevitable).
So there you have it, folks! No need to break out the winter gear just yet. Get out there and enjoy that glorious July sunshine (with a healthy dose of skepticism for Philadelphia's ever-changing weather, of course).
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