The Great 20-Year Oklahoma Snoozefest: How Long Will You REALLY Be Snoozin'?
So, you've gotten yourself a 20-year sentence in Oklahoma. Buckle up, buttercup, because that's a long time to perfect your prison pillow origami skills. But before you resign yourself to a lifetime of lukewarm cafeteria chili (though, let's be honest, prison food is basically a 20-year sentence in itself), there's a glimmer of hope! In Oklahoma, it's not always a straight 20 years from sun-kissed freedom to clanging cell doors.
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| How Much Time Do You Serve On A 20 Year Sentence In Oklahoma |
The 85% Rule: Not Quite as Fun as the 85% Dark Chocolate, But Important Nonetheless
Here's the thing: Oklahoma likes its criminals good and reformed. That's why they have the 85% rule. This delightful little ditty says you gotta serve at least 85% of your sentence before you can even think about parole. So, on a 20-year sentence, that's roughly 17 years (give or take good behavior and stuff).
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But wait, there's more!
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Earn Your Way Out (Except Not Really)
Oklahoma offers earned credits for good behavior and whatnot. This might shave some time off your sentence, but there's a catch (isn't there always?). These credits don't apply to the 85% until you've served it all up. So, you can be the most angelic inmate this side of the Mississippi, but those credits are basically sitting in detention until you hit that 17-year mark.
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But fear not, my friend! (See, I told you there was humor here.) Even with the 85% rule, 3 years knocked off a 20-year sentence is nothing to scoff at. Be a model prisoner, and you might just be out there folding real origami cranes before you know it.
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So, How Much Time Will You ACTUALLY Spend Snoozin'?
The honest answer? It depends. Your sentence length, behavior, and participation in programs all affect your actual time served. Here's a rough estimate:
- Minimum: 17 years (85% of 20 years)
- Maximum: 20 years (with no earned credits)
- Somewhere in between: Most likely scenario, depending on your angelic inmate status.
Remember: This is just a ballpark figure. For a more accurate answer, consult your friendly neighborhood lawyer or the Oklahoma Department of Corrections.
FAQ: How to Become an Expert Oklahoma Snoozer (Sort Of)
- How to Earn Credits? Be a good noodle! Participate in programs, maintain good behavior, and avoid getting into trouble.
- How to Get Parole? You gotta convince the parole board you're no longer a threat to society. Be prepared to answer questions and show remorse.
- How to Survive Prison Food? Lower your expectations. Stock up on commissary snacks (within reason).
- How to Pass the Time? Read, exercise, learn a new skill. Basically, do whatever doesn't involve shiv-making or tunnel-digging.
- How to NOT Get Another Sentence? This one's pretty straightforward. Stay on the straight and narrow after you get out.
There you have it! A not-so-serious guide to Oklahoma's 20-year sentences. Remember, this is for informational purposes only, and staying out of trouble is always the best course of action. Now go forth and conquer the world... responsibly, of course.
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