Boston Rob's Daughters: Outnumbering Him and Stealing His Youth, One Birthday at a Time
Ah, Boston Rob. The guy who somehow charmed his way into our hearts (and Amber's) on Survivor. But these days, his biggest competition isn't finding a hidden immunity idol, it's keeping up with his growing squad of daughters! So, the question that burns brighter than Rupert's buff: how old are Boston Rob's kids?
The Mariano Brood: A Rundown
Brace yourselves, because Rob isn't messing around in the dad department. He and his wife Amber Mariano, another Survivor legend, have a whopping four daughters. That's right, folks, enough estrogen to make a Redemption Island challenge look like a walk in the park.
- Lucia Rose Mariano: The eldest daughter, Lucia Rose, is like the tribe leader of this girl gang. Born on July 4th, 2009, she embodies the spirit of independence (fireworks, anyone?). At 14 years old, she's probably already schooling Rob on the latest TikTok dances.
- Carina Rose Mariano: Next up is Carina Rose, born on December 10th, 2010. At 13, she's likely in that sweet spot between cuddles with Dad and mastering the art of the eye roll.
- Isabetta Rose Mariano: Isabetta Rose, born on May 5th, 2012, brings the sass to the Mariano crew at 12 years old. Who knows, maybe she'll be the one to strategize her way into the next generation of Survivor.
- Adelina Rose Mariano: And last, but certainly not least, is Adelina Rose, the baby of the bunch, born on June 20th, 2014. At 9 years old, she's probably keeping Rob on his toes with boundless energy and endless requests for piggyback rides.
The "Rose" Connection
Sharp eyes might have noticed a trend: all the daughters share the middle name "Rose." This is a sweet tribute to Rob's grandmother, Rose, whose name embodies the love and tradition this family cherishes.
So, How Old Are They REALLY? (Because Math is Hard)
Since birthdays are like holidays in the Mariano household, here's a quick cheat sheet to avoid any confusion:
- Lucia Rose: 14 years old (as of July 2024)
- Carina Rose: 13 years old (as of July 2024)
- Isabetta Rose: 12 years old (as of July 2024)
- Adelina Rose: 9 years old (as of July 2024)
FAQ: Keeping Up With the Marianos
Now that you're all caught up on the ages, here are some bonus survival tips (get it?) for following this adorable family:
- How to spot them on social media? Rob (@RobCMarino) occasionally shares glimpses of his family life on Twitter.
- How to avoid baby fever? We recommend following some cute animal accounts.
- How to convince Rob to return to Survivor (with his daughters)? This one might require a strategic alliance stronger than anything seen in the history of the show.
- How to prepare for a Mariano family reunion? Brush up on your dance moves (TikTok is a must) and practice your ability to resist the urge to spoil the grandkids rotten.
- How to (respectfully) ask Rob's daughters for Survivor advice? Maybe wait a few years. But hey, they might just be the next generation of strategic masterminds!
