So You Wanna Be a California Cool Cat...But With Nicotine? Hold Your Horses (or Cigarettes)!
Ah, California, the land of sunshine, beaches, and...strict anti-smoking laws! If you're planning to channel your inner Humphrey Bogart with a cigarette dangling from your lips, you might need to pump the brakes, kiddo (unless you're Humphrey Bogart reincarnated, in which case, hit me up, we should chat).
The Age Game: It Ain't 18 Anymore
Let's cut to the chase: in California, as of December 2019, you gotta be 21 years old to legally purchase and, presumably, puff on any nicotine product. That includes cigarettes, fancy flavored e-cigarettes (those things aren't candy!), and even the old-school pipe your grandpa might have used (though, let's be honest, that look never went out of style...for chimney sweeps, maybe).
This law applies to everyone, even those with a rebellious streak and a fake ID that would fool the Terminator himself (although, seriously, don't risk it. The fines just aren't worth the hassle).
So, if you're under 21 and craving nicotine, you're out of luck (legally speaking). Maybe try some carrot sticks instead? They're good for your eyes, and might even give your night vision a superhero-worthy boost.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You're Curious!)
Alright, alright, we get it. The nicotine itch is real. But before you resort to bumming puffs off strangers on the beach (don't do that, it's rude!), here are some quick answers to your burning (not literally, we hope) questions:
How to deal with nicotine cravings?
There are plenty of healthy alternatives! Try chewing gum, sucking on hard candy, or taking deep breaths. Exercise can also help!
How to convince a friend to quit smoking?
Lead by example! Live a healthy lifestyle and encourage them to join you. Positive reinforcement goes a long way.
How to spot a fake ID? (Just in case you're tempted...)
Most retailers have training on how to identify fake IDs. Don't risk getting caught!
How cool will I look smoking?
Honestly? Not that cool. It's more likely to make you cough and wheeze like a cartoon dragon.
How bummed am I that I can't smoke in California?
Not as bummed as you'll be if you develop health problems from smoking. Trust us, your future self will thank you!
