The Varsity: Atlanta's Oldest Teenager (Just Don't Tell Her Age!)
Let's face it, Atlanta. We've all got that friend who refuses to grow up. The one who blasts music way too loud, insists on wearing ripped jeans well past their prime, and can still down a chili dog like a champ. That friend, my friends, is The Varsity.
But unlike your friend Steve who still thinks neon green JNCOs are cool (bless his heart), The Varsity has a legitimate excuse for its youthful exuberance: it's ancient! Well, ancient-ish.
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How Ancient Are We Talking?
Buckle up, because here comes a number that might make your AARP membership application magically appear in your mailbox: The Varsity is a whopping 94 years old! That's right, this Atlanta institution has been slinging chili dogs and frosted oranges since 1928, which basically makes it older than sliced bread (though arguably much tastier).
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Teenager at Heart, Varsity Legend in Reality
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Sure, The Varsity might be pushing a century, but it shows no signs of slowing down. The place is constantly buzzing with hungry customers, the carhops still hustle like they're auditioning for a roller derby team, and the walls are plastered with enough autographed photos from celebrities to make your head spin (we're talking presidents, athletes, even the King himself, Elvis Presley).
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Here's the thing: The Varsity isn't just a restaurant, it's a rite of passage. It's where you celebrate a winning game, drown your sorrows after a bad date, and fuel up for a long night of exploring Atlanta's vibrant scene. It's messy, it's loud, and it's undeniably Atlanta.
So next time you find yourself at The Varsity, raise a glass (or a frosted orange) to this timeless Atlanta icon. May it continue to defy the aging process, one chili dog at a time!
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How To: Varsity Like a Pro
You've heard the legend, now you're ready to experience it for yourself. But before you dive headfirst into a chili dog the size of your head, here's a quick guide to Varsity etiquette:
- How to Order: Don't be intimidated by the yelling! Just bark out your order ("Naked dog, slaw on the side!") with confidence.
- How to Pay: Cash is king, but they also accept most major credit cards.
- How to Eat: Embrace the mess! These chili dogs are dripping with deliciousness, so napkins are your best friend.
- How to Leave a Tip: The carhops work hard for their money, so toss them a few bucks if you enjoyed the show (and the food).
- How to Act: The Varsity is all about fun. Don't be afraid to crack a joke, cheer on your team, or soak up the atmosphere.
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