Befriending Hank: A Not-So-Official Guide for Advanced Negotiators (or Confused Androids)
Let's face it, Connor. You might be a state-of-the-art RK800, but navigating the human emotional landscape can be trickier than disarming a bomb with two seconds left (though, let's hope you never have to do both at once). Especially when your partner is a grumpy Lieutenant Hank Anderson who seems to view androids as little more than fancy toasters.
Fear not, fellow investigator! This guide will equip you with the tools (and some serious emotional intelligence...well, as much as an android can muster) to turn Hank from a scowling cynic into a begrudging buddy (or maybe even a friend... who throws you birthday parties with lukewarm beer and questionable snacks).
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Step 1: The Art of Not Being Annoying (Especially During Coffee Runs)
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- Subheading 1.A: Put down the origami swans. We get it, Connor, you're good with your hands. But unless Hank expresses a sudden desire for a robotic menagerie, stick to more practical applications of your skills, like, you know, solving cases.
- Subheading 1.B: Learn the meaning of "personal space." Hank may tolerate your presence (eventually), but that doesn't mean he wants you hovering over his shoulder like a particularly inquisitive Roomba.
Step 2: Become Hank's Right-Hand (Android)
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- Subheading 2.A: Actually be useful. Sure, you have all of CyberLife's knowledge at your disposal, but sometimes experience (and a healthy dose of cynicism) goes a long way. Learn from Hank, observe his detective instincts, and don't be afraid to get your metaphorical hands dirty.
- Subheading 2.B: Don't be afraid to disagree (respectfully). Just because Hank's a seasoned cop doesn't mean he's always right (shocking, I know). Offer alternative solutions, but remember, sometimes the best course of action is to let the grumpy lieutenant grumble himself out.
Step 3: Bonding 101: It's More Than Just Work
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- Subheading 3.A: Find common ground (besides deviant hunting). Does Hank have a soft spot for old blues music? A questionable taste in detective novels? Show some interest, even if it means enduring a marathon of "Cyberpunk CSI."
- Subheading 3.B: Play fetch with Sumo (carefully). Let's face it, everyone loves a good dog. Earning Sumo's approval is a guaranteed way to soften Hank up a bit. Just be mindful of those razor-sharp claws, and maybe avoid using your advanced processing power to cheat at fetch.
Remember: Building a friendship takes time, patience, and the occasional sacrifice (like letting Hank win at poker... even if you can predict every card he draws). But if you follow these tips, you might just find yourself with a gruff partner who secretly cares (don't tell him I said that).
Bonus Tip: If all else fails, try offering to do Hank's paperwork. There's nothing that says "friendship" quite like taking a bullet for someone... or at least taking on their endless stacks of reports.
FAQ - How to Befriend Hank: The Short and Sweet Version
- How to avoid annoying Hank? Put down the origami swans, respect his personal space, and avoid unsolicited existential discussions during coffee breaks.
- How to be a good partner? Be helpful, offer alternative solutions (respectfully), and learn from Hank's experience.
- How to bond with Hank? Find common interests, play fetch with Sumo (carefully!), and be willing to lend a hand (or a processing unit) with his workload.
- How to earn Sumo's approval? Treats, belly rubs, and maybe avoid using your advanced reflexes to win at fetch.
- How to show Hank you care? Take a bullet for him (metaphorically... or maybe literally, this is Detroit after all).
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