Own a Piece of the Chop: The Hilariously Easy Guide to Gifting Atlanta Braves Stock
So, your beloved Braves fan's birthday is rolling around, and you're fresh out of ideas for a gift that screams "I love you (and your unwavering loyalty to a team named after a Native American warrior tribe)." Fear not, friend, because this year, you're about to become the coolest gift-giver this side of the Mississippi (or the Chattahoochee, if you prefer).
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| How To Buy Atlanta Braves Stock As A Gift |
Why Buy Braves Stock as a Gift? You Ask?
Let me break it down for you:
- Bragging Rights: Imagine the look on their face when they can casually mention they're a partial owner of the team. "Oh yeah, Freddie Freeman? Practically a co-worker at this point."
- Investment in Passion: This isn't just a gift, it's a symbol of their love for the Braves! Who knows, maybe one day they'll be rolling into SunTrust Park in a limousine stocked with peanuts and Cracker Jacks (courtesy of their newfound dividends).
- The Ultimate Conversation Starter: "Hey, you a Braves owner too? We should totally high-five... virtually, because I don't actually know where you live."
Warning: This gift may lead to increased use of baseball puns and an undying belief that "wait till next year" is a legitimate championship strategy.
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Alright, Alright, How Do I Do This "Stock Gifting" Thing?
Here's the good news: it's easier than stealing candy from a baby panda (although, avoid doing that, pandas are adorable). You can't buy a physical stock certificate with fancy calligraphy these days, but there's a nifty website called Give A Share that'll handle it for you.
- Head over to [Give A Share] and search for "Atlanta Braves" (or "BATRK" if you're feeling fancy).
- Pick how many shares you want to gift (one share is plenty to show you care, but hey, go big or go home!).
- Add a personalized message to the lucky recipient – "Happy Birthday, now go buy yourself some sunflower seeds with your newfound baseball fortune!"
- Check out – easier than hitting a walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth.
Bonus Round: Give A Share even lets you get a snazzy certificate commemorating the occasion. It'll look fantastic framed on their mantle, right next to their signed photo of Chipper Jones.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because Let's Face It, You Probably Have Some)
How much does it cost? Varies depending on the number of shares you buy, but expect to pay around the current stock price plus a processing fee.
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Do they get any voting rights or dividends? Yep! Though with one share, their voting power might be about as strong as a plastic bat.
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What if the stock price goes down? Hey, you can't win 'em all! But at least they'll have a story to tell about the time they (sort of) owned a piece of the Braves.
Is this a good investment strategy? We're not financial advisors, but this is more about the sentimental value than striking it rich.
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Can I buy stock in the hot dog vendor outside SunTrust Park? Unfortunately, no. But you can always grab them a lifetime supply of hot dogs instead.
So there you have it! The ultimate guide to gifting Atlanta Braves stock. Now go forth and spread joy (and maybe a little financial responsibility) to your favorite Braves fan. Just remember, with great ownership comes great responsibility... responsibility to cheer on the team like your life depends on it!
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