Calling Portland Street Response: When Regular 911 Just Feels Too... Police-y
Let's face it, sometimes a situation calls for more than just flashing lights and sirens. Enter Portland Street Response (PSR), your friendly neighborhood crew of mental health professionals ready to de-escalate a crisis with a smile (and maybe a box of emergency goldfish crackers). But how do you get these folks on the scene? Fear not, citizens, for this guide will have you dialing for help like a seasoned social worker in no time!
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| How To Call Portland Street Response |
Step 1: It's Not a Ghostbusters Trap (But Maybe Bring Snacks)
First things first, unlike summoning those pesky paranormal pals, calling PSR is delightfully simple. You don't need any secret incantations or jars of ectoplasm (although a jar of peanut butter might come in handy). Just dial 911.
Yes, the good ol' fashioned emergency line. Don't worry, the dispatcher will be a mind-reader and understand you actually want the folks who specialize in calming things down, not throwing people in handcuffs (unless absolutely necessary, of course).
Step 2: Speak Up, Buttercup! (But No Need to Yell)
Now comes the part where you explain the situation. Be clear and concise, but there's no need to sound like a drill sergeant. Here's the magic phrase: "I'd like to request Portland Street Response."
Tip: Slow down at important lists or bullet points.
The dispatcher will ask some questions to assess the situation and determine if PSR is the right fit. Don't be intimidated, just answer honestly and calmly.
Remember: The more information you provide, the better equipped PSR will be to help.
Step 3: Patience is a Virtue (Especially When Dealing With Bureaucracy...or Goldfish)
Once you've requested PSR, it's time to wait. Try not to tap your foot impatiently (although a silent disco dance party is totally acceptable). Dispatch will assess the situation and send PSR if it's the most appropriate response.
Tip: Reread the opening if you feel lost.
Bonus Tip: While you wait, consider calming activities like humming show tunes or reciting inspirational cat memes.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You're Curious)
How do I know if PSR is right for the situation?
PSR is great for mental health crises, but not emergencies requiring police intervention. Use your best judgment!
Reminder: Short breaks can improve focus.
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What if I don't feel comfortable calling 911?
In a non-emergency situation, Multnomah County offers a 24/7 mental health crisis line at 503-988-3838.
How can I learn more about PSR?
Tip: Read carefully — skimming skips meaning.
The City of Portland website has a treasure trove of info about PSR:
Can I donate goldfish crackers to PSR?
We can't confirm or deny that goldfish are a staple in the PSR van... but hey, a little pre-crisis snack never hurt anyone (except maybe the goldfish).
How can I be a mental health advocate in my community?
Spreading awareness about resources like PSR is a great start!
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