So You Want to Ditch The Detroit News? We Get It (Probably)
Let's face it, even the most die-hard news junkie needs a break from the daily headlines sometimes. Maybe you're tired of arguing with the opinion section over breakfast, or perhaps you've discovered a newfound love for carrier pigeons as your news source (hey, no judgement!). Whatever the reason, you've decided to cancel your Detroit News subscription.
But Wait, There's More (Like, How to Actually Cancel)
Tip: Don’t skim — absorb.
Fear not, fellow information-averse adventurer! Canceling your subscription is easier than navigating rush hour traffic on I-94. Here are a few ways to cut the cord (or, more accurately, the newsprint):
QuickTip: Repeat difficult lines until they’re clear.
Phone a Friend (Customer Service That Is): This might be the most old-school option, but it's a classic for a reason. Grab your phone, dial 1-800-395-3300, and have a friendly chat with a customer service representative. They'll walk you through the cancellation process and make sure everything is squared away. Bonus points if you can work in a bad news pun while you're at it. Trust us, the customer service rep will appreciate it (maybe).
Website Warriors Assemble!: If you're feeling tech-savvy, you can also cancel your subscription online. Head over to the mysterious and slightly intimidating world of account management (
https://account.detroitnews.com/
Important Note: No matter which method you choose, be prepared to answer a few questions about why you're canceling. You don't have to spill your deepest secrets, but a simple "It's not you, it's me" will probably suffice.
Tip: Read the whole thing before forming an opinion.
Reminder: Revisit older posts — they stay useful.
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What About My Remaining Subscription?
Don't worry, you won't be left completely in the dark (unless you have a pre-digital subscription, then stock up on candles!). You'll still have access to the Detroit News online or receive your print deliveries until your current subscription period ends.
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## Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them):
How to Pause My Delivery Instead of Canceling? Great question! If you're just taking a temporary break from the news, you can pause your delivery for up to 30 days online or by calling customer service.
How Do I Get a Refund? For digital-only subscriptions, unfortunately, there are no prorated refunds for the remaining period. However, any balance over $10 for print subscriptions will be refunded.
How Do I Know When My Subscription Ends? If you're unsure about your subscription end date, you can check your account details online or contact customer service for assistance.
How Can I Resubscribe in the Future? The door is always open! You can easily resubscribe at any time through the Detroit News website.
How Do I Get My Local Fix Without the Detroit News? There are plenty of other news sources out there! Check out local news websites, radio stations, or even carrier pigeons trained to deliver news snippets (okay, maybe not that last one).
So there you have it! Canceling your Detroit News subscription is a breeze. Now go forth and conquer the news-free world (or find a new source of information)!
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