Simon Says: How NOT to Get Shot (and Maybe Make a Friend) - A Guide for Desperate Androids (and Curious Humans)
Ah, Simon Detroit. The brooding rebel with a heart of... well, whatever makes androids tick these days. Looking to connect with this elusive figure? Cracking the code on Jericho's secret location? Well, my friend, you've come to the right place (unless you're a cop, in which case, shoo!).
This here guide will be your cheat sheet to navigating the thrilling, occasionally bullet-ridden, world of Simon Detroit.
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| How To Connect To Simon Detroit |
Step 1: Don't Be a Square (Literally)
Forget about following the rules. Simon's not a fan of corporate stooges. Boldness is key here. Think "rooftop chases," "dramatic escapes," and the occasional bout of fisticuffs. If you're more comfortable with tea parties and knitting circles, this might not be the droid you're looking for (sorry, bad pun).
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Becoming More Than Just a Follower: How to Impress Simon (Maybe)
While showering him with compliments on his cybernetic eye might backfire (trust me), here are some ways to earn Simon's begrudging respect:
- Be a fellow deviant: Sharing his rebellious spirit is a surefire way to get a conversation started.
- Show off your skills: Think quick thinking, combat prowess, or maybe a talent for hotwiring cars.
- Be willing to get your circuits dirty: Saving his hide from a SWAT team goes a long way.
Important Note: There's no guarantee Simon will become your BFF. This android's got trust issues the size of CyberLife headquarters. But hey, at least you won't be boring!
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Optional Step: How to Totally Not Get Yourself Shot (Highly Recommended)
Look, befriending Simon involves a certain amount of danger. Here are some tips for staying on the right side of a bullet:
- Dodge like a pro: Those rooftop chases are no joke. Invest in some good reflexes.
- Be prepared to make tough choices: Sometimes, helping Simon means making sacrifices.
- Don't trust everything you see: Remember, this is a world of androids and android hunters.
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So there you have it! A (hopefully) helpful guide to connecting with the enigmatic Simon Detroit. Remember, stay frosty, and good luck!
FAQ: How to Become Simon Detroit's Best Buddy
How to find Simon Detroit? Easy answer: good luck! This guy keeps a low profile.
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How to impress Simon Detroit? Be a deviant with some backbone (and maybe some cool tech skills).
How to avoid getting shot while befriending Simon Detroit? Master the art of dodging and don't trust anyone (especially those fancy hats).
How long will it take to become friends with Simon Detroit? There's no time limit on friendship, but patience is key.
How do I know if Simon Detroit even wants to be friends? Well, that's part of the thrill, isn't it?
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