So You Wanna Be a Smooth Criminal? A Guide to Avoiding (or Facing Down) Robo-Cops in Detroit: Become Human
Ah, the friendly neighborhood guard. Every android revolutionary's least favorite welcome wagon. These guys are about as subtle as a brick to the face, but fear not, fellow freedom fighter! This guide will equip you with the knowledge to navigate those awkward security checkpoints with panache (or prepare for a knock-down, drag-out brawl, depending on your playstyle).
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| How To Deal With Guards Detroit Become Human |
Option 1: The Sneaky Android
Channel your inner ninja: Security cameras? More like security suggestions! A well-timed crawl through a vent or a dash through the shadows can leave these guards chasing robo-geckos. Remember, the best offense is a good defense...of your invisibility!
Become a social butterfly (of wires): Hack into those security bots! A little robotic persuasion can turn a guard into your own personal robo-distraction. Just be careful not to get caught mid-conversation – downloading dance routines onto a patrol bot might raise a few eyebrows.
Become one with the crowd: Sometimes, the best disguise is just blending in. Mimic human behavior (pretend to check your nonexistent watch, maybe?) and hope they don't notice the slight twitch in your plastic hand.
Option 2: The Bold Revolutionary
Razzle Dazzle 'em: Feeling charismatic? A well-placed quip or a dramatic monologue about android rights can leave guards speechless (or at least very confused). Just be careful, a bad joke could land you in more trouble than a missing spare part.
Become a master negotiator: Negotiation is a beautiful art. Maybe you can offer the guards a lifetime supply of synthetic oil in exchange for safe passage? Or perhaps a coupon for 10% off the latest rage-quit simulator (trust me, they'll need it).
Embrace the fists of fury (or the power of non-violence, that works too): Sometimes, talking just isn't your thing. If a fight is inevitable, use your combat training (or improvise with a handy fire extinguisher) to take down those guards. Remember, even androids can throw a mean punch (or a well-timed dodge).
Important Note: Violence has consequences! Knocking out a guard might be quicker than a philosophical debate, but it could also raise the alarms and bring a whole SWAT team down on your robotic head.
Tip: Read at your natural pace.
Bonus Tip: Distraction is your friend! If all else fails, throw something (preferably not a bomb) to create a diversion. A well-placed oil drum explosion (or a strategically placed banana peel) can buy you precious seconds to escape.
FAQ
How to sneak past guards undetected?
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- Master the art of vents, shadows, and social engineering (hacking security bots can be a big help).
How to talk your way past guards?
Tip: Reread complex ideas to fully understand them.
- Negotiation, distraction, and a healthy dose of charm (or well-placed threats, depending on your approach) can work wonders.
How to fight guards?
Tip: Slow down when you hit important details.
- Unleash your inner robo-brawler, but remember, violence can have serious consequences.
How to avoid getting caught altogether?
- Planning is key! Scope out the area, identify guard patrols, and choose your approach wisely.
How to make guards your allies?
- While unlikely, a truly heartfelt speech about android rights might just win you a guard sympathizer (though we wouldn't recommend getting your hopes up).
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