So You Want to Get Hitched? Unhitched? In Vegas, Baby?
Las Vegas: the city of bright lights, questionable Elvis impersonators, and...divorce? That's right, folks, Vegas isn't just for getting hitched in a pink Cadillac by a jumpsuit-wearing officiant (although, that is an option, and who are we to judge?). Sin City is also a popular destination for those looking to end their marital adventures. But before you pack your bags and dream of buffets for one, here's the down-low on divorcing in Vegas, with a little less "wah wah" and a little more "woohoo!"
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Splitting Up Sin City Style: The Not-So-Serious Guide
First things first, you gotta be a resident. No, a three-hour Elvis impersonator wedding doesn't count. Nevada law says you gotta be living here for at least six weeks before you can file. So, grab a room with a view (of the impending singledom?), unpack your suitcase, and maybe hit the roulette wheel for some pre-divorce fun (because, hey, why not?).
Next, paperwork city. Don't worry, it's not brain surgery (though depending on what went wrong in the marriage, maybe it should have been?). You'll need to file some forms, which can be done online or at the courthouse. Think of it as your "happily ever after" application, but with more lawyers and less cake.
Serving it Up: Spouse Edition. Once you've got your paperwork fiesta prepped, it's time to let your soon-to-be-ex know what's up. Don't worry, you don't have to reenact that scene from "Thelma and Louise" (although, again, no judgement). A process server will take care of that for you.
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Dividing the Spoils (or the Spatulas). Now comes the fun part (or maybe not so fun, depending on your situation). You gotta figure out how to split up your stuff. Who gets the house? The dog? The slightly-creepy collection of porcelain clowns? This is where a lawyer can be your BFF (because sometimes, friends don't judge your clown collection).
The Final Curtain (or The Final Slot Pull?). Once everything is settled, the judge will grant you your divorce decree. Congratulations! You are now officially single in Sin City! Celebrate with a night out with your newfound freedom, or maybe just a quiet night in with a giant tub of ice cream. Whatever floats your boat (that hopefully wasn't divided in the settlement).
FAQs: Unhitching in Vegas 101
How to know if Vegas divorce is right for me?
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If you and your spouse agree on most things and can navigate a buffet line with minimal conflict, a Vegas divorce might be a good option.
How long does a Vegas divorce take?
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The whole process can take anywhere from a few weeks to a few months, depending on how complex your situation is.
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How much does a Vegas divorce cost?
There are filing fees and potentially lawyer fees, but overall, a Vegas divorce can be cheaper than in other states.
What if I have kids?
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If you have minor children, you'll need to work out a child custody agreement. A lawyer can help you with this.
Can I get married again right away in Vegas?
Nope! There's usually a waiting period after a divorce before you can tie the knot again (but hey, there's always that pink Cadillac...).
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