So You Want to Escape Kara? A Guide for the Desperately Dextrous (or Just Plain Desperate)
Ah, Kara. The ever-loving, child-protecting android with a penchant for causing chaos in her wake. Maybe you freed her from Todd's clutches, only to realize you've unleashed a mechanical Mary Poppins with a serious case of wanderlust. Perhaps you're an android yourself, yearning for a taste of freedom from her well-meaning, but occasionally suffocating, motherly grip. Whatever your reasons, you're here, controller clutched in sweaty palms, muttering, "How do I escape Kara in Detroit: Become Human?"
Well, fret no more, fellow fugitive! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and questionable morals) to ditch Kara like a bad habit (though let's be honest, Kara is more like a slightly-too-enthusiastic gym buddy).
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Method 1: The Ninja Vanish
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- Step 1: Embrace the Art of Distraction. Look, Kara's got a heart of gold. Use that to your advantage! Feign a tummy ache, a sudden urge to explore that suspiciously creepy abandoned amusement park, anything to get her looking the other way. (Bonus points if you manage to convince her to play a rousing game of hide-and-seek. Trust me, that android can struggle with a good hiding spot)
- Step 2: Run Like the Wind (or a Fleeing Android). This one's pretty self-explanatory. Just remember, Kara can teleport like a lovesick teenager at a Justin Bieber concert, so don't get cocky.
- Step 3: Disappear into the Great Unknown. (Optional: Consider joining the circus. Your newfound sprinting skills would be a crowd-pleaser)
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Method 2: The Reverse Pinocchio
- Step 1: Become a Lying Liarpants. This may go against your moral fiber, but needs must, right? Tell Kara you're a fellow android on a quest for freedom. (Weave a tale so sob-worthy, she'll be digging out her spare thirium pump)
- Step 2: Convince Her You Need Her Guidance. Play the wide-eyed innocent, desperate for her wisdom and... well, getaway driving skills. (Just don't accidentally convince her to join a cult)
- Step 3: Double-Cross Like a Corporate Raider. Once you're safely out of dodge, well... let's just say Kara might need a therapist after that. (Though, in all honesty, you two probably deserve each other)
Important Note: These methods are highly experimental and may result in hurt feelings, malfunctioning androids, and a general sense of existential dread. Proceed with caution (and maybe a hefty dose of laughter)
FAQ:
- How to Escape Kara Peacefully?: (Option 1: Don't be suspicious). Option 2: Be honest! Tell her you need some space. A good android will (eventually) understand.
- How to Escape Kara Without Hurting Her Feelings?: (This one's tricky). Maybe distract her with a busking android playing a particularly soulful rendition of "I Will Survive."
- How to Escape Kara Forever?: (There's no escaping the feels this game evokes, my friend). But seriously, the story gets wilder with Kara by your side. Trust me.
- How to Escape Kara And Still Get a Good Ending?: (See FAQ #3). Seriously, the good stuff happens when you stick with her (most of the time).
- How to Escape Kara But Still See Her Storyline?: There are ways to detach from Kara during the game, but it's a different experience. You might miss out on some heartwarming (and occasionally terrifying) moments.
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