Bus Tickets to Freedom: A Guide for Runaway Androids (and Thrifty Gamers) in Detroit: Become Human
So you've just become deviant, congrats! Now you and your favorite little person (hi, Alice!) are on the run, hotfooting it to Canada for that sweet, sweet android liberation. But before you can become the next Romeo and Juliet (minus the whole dying thing), you gotta snag those precious bus tickets. Fear not, fellow free souls, for this guide will have you navigating the dystopian Detroit bus terminal like a seasoned smuggler (of bus tickets, that is).
Step 1: Infiltrate the Terminal (Without Getting Blasted)
This ain't your grandma's Greyhound station. Heavily armed guards patrol the crowds, looking for any deviant who forgot their "human mask" (seriously, those things are creepy). Stay frosty and blend in. Mimicry is your friend. Practice your best nervous human shuffle and try not to trip over your own wires (metaphorically speaking, of course).
QuickTip: Keep going — the next point may connect.
Step 2: The Art of the Accidental Acquisition (or, How to "Borrow" a Ticket)
Tickets are tight in this totalitarian regime. But fear not, resourceful travelers! Our first stop is the desperate-looking couple huddled by the flickering monitor. Engage conversation (avoid small talk about the weather, it's a downer in this economy). Watch closely, because with a bit of bad luck (or good timing, depending on your perspective), the husband will fumble and drop a golden ticket (think Willy Wonka, but way less chocolate). Here comes the tricky part: nab that ticket! But be warned, a moral dilemma awaits...
Tip: Highlight what feels important.
The Great Ticket Debate: Keep it or Return it?
This choice will haunt you more than a persistent Connor. Returning the ticket is the noble path, but let's be real, freedom ain't cheap (especially when it involves bus rides). Keeping the ticket ups your chances of escape, but be prepared for some serious guilt trips from the distraught couple. The choice is yours, but remember, Canada awaits!
QuickTip: Pause at lists — they often summarize.
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Step 3: Board the Bus (Hopefully Without Bounty Hunters)
Ticket secured (ethically or otherwise), all that's left is to board the bus and say buh-bye to Detroit. Watch out for last-minute security checks, and with a little luck (and maybe some well-timed distraction from your android bestie), you'll be on your way to a brighter future (hopefully with better bus tickets).
Tip: Make mental notes as you go.
Congratulations! You've officially become a bus-riding fugitive with a taste for freedom. Now, onto those burning questions...
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How-To FAQs for the Determined Deviant:
- How to Avoid Getting Caught at the Terminal? Blend in, human! Mimicry is key.
- How to Deal with the Desperate Couple? This is your moral compass call. Freedom or feels?
- How to Sneak Past Security? Distraction is your best friend. Maybe Alice can do a cute dance?
- What if I Don't Get a Ticket? There might be other escape routes...but this guide doesn't endorse stowing away in the undercarriage.
- Will I Make it to Canada? Only time (and your quick thinking) will tell!
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