So You Wanna Be a New Austin Outlaw with Arthur? Hold Your Horses (Literally)
Ah, New Austin. The land of tumbleweeds, tumbleweeds, and did I mention tumbleweeds? It's also where the law seems to have a reallllly itchy trigger finger...especially for a certain outlaw with a tragic beard named Arthur Morgan. But fear not, my fellow cowboy enthusiast! There are ways, unconventional though they may be, to sneak our favorite gunslinger past those invisible snipers. Just remember, these methods are about as stable as a stack of poker chips in a Saint Denis saloon brawl, so proceed with caution (and maybe a good hat).
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| How To Get Arthur To New Austin |
Method 1: The Saint Denis Stagecoach Shuffle
This one involves a healthy dose of chaos and a dash of "oh my god I hope I don't get trampled by a horse." First, hightail it to Saint Denis and snag yourself a stagecoach ticket to Blackwater. Here's the tricky part: Once the stagecoach is nearing Blackwater, jump off that sucker at full gallop. It's a risky maneuver, sure, but if you time it right, you might just find yourself miraculously on the New Austin side of the border...with a few broken ribs and a serious case of "why'd I think this was a good idea?"
Word to the Wise: This method comes with a complimentary welcome wagon of bounty hunters. Be prepared to dust off your revolvers and unleash your inner Dutch van der Linde with some fancy shootin'.
Tip: Revisit this page tomorrow to reinforce memory.
Method 2: The Not-So-Legendary Animal Approach
Feeling a bit more on the strategic side? This method involves luring a legendary animal (like the elusive boar, the legendary oink oink) right up to that pesky border. The theory? The legendary beast will be so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that even the uptight New Austin lawmen will be too busy gawking to shoot poor Arthur. Pro Tip: If this doesn't work (because let's face it, cowboys are a pretty shoot-first-ask-questions-later bunch), at least you'll have a cool legendary pelt to craft a snazzy new hat.
Method 3: The Glitchy-Glitch (Use With Caution)
Ah, the world of glitches. A gambler's paradise and a completionist's best friend. There have been rumors of glitches that allow Arthur free passage into New Austin, but these are as elusive as a perfect poker hand. They come and go faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado. Do Your Research: If you're feeling adventurous, hit up some online forums to see if any New Austin glitches are still kicking about. Just remember, glitches can be buggy (pun intended!), so proceed at your own risk.
QuickTip: Let each idea sink in before moving on.
FAQ: New Austin Adventures with Arthur
How to survive the New Austin lawmen?
- Talk real smooth. Maybe offer them some Saint Denis moonshine (but don't drink any yourself, you'll need your wits).
- Run like the wind! New Austin is vast, use that to your advantage.
- Befriend some local critters. A well-placed grizzly bear can be a real conversation starter (for the lawmen, not so much for the bear).
How to get back to Blackwater after exploring New Austin?
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
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This, my friend, is the real challenge. You might just have to embrace the outlaw life and make New Austin your new stomping ground.
How long can I stay in New Austin before the lawmen get restless?
Tip: Reread if it feels confusing.
Let's just say, don't expect a warm welcome. The longer you stay, the hotter things get.
Is it worth the risk to get Arthur to New Austin?
Absolutely! The thrill of the forbidden, the chance to explore new lands, and the sheer audacity of it all? Priceless. Just remember, a little bit of caution goes a long way (and a fast horse never hurts).
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