The Great Detroit Escape: How to Get to London, Ontario Without Getting Lost (Much)
So, you've decided to ditch the Motor City for Forest City? Excellent choice! But before you trade your car horn for a double-double (that's Canadian for a coffee with two creams and two sugars, by the way), you gotta figure out how to get there. Fear not, intrepid traveler, for this guide will be your compass (or maybe more accurately, your GPS because who uses compasses anymore?).
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| How To Get From Detroit To London Ontario |
Option 1: Become a Road Warrior (But Not Mad Max Style)
Hitting the Open Road: Renting a car is a classic choice. You blast your tunes, sing terribly along, and stop for roadside snacks whenever your heart desires (just avoid the questionable gas station hot dogs). Pro tip: Download some offline maps or brush up on your Canadian geography, because unlike Michigan, apologizing won't get you out of a wrong turn. Estimated Time: 2-ish hours (depending on how many snack breaks you take)
Border Bueller Bueller: Remember, you're crossing into Canada, so pack your passport and your best manners (looking at you, uncle who yells at geese). Bonus points: Learn a fun fact about Canada to impress the border officer. "Did you know they invented the basketball backboard?" Narrator: They did not invent the basketball backboard.
Option 2: Become a Bus Superstar (Without the Singing)
The Great Greyhound Gamble: Buses are a budget-friendly option, perfect for those who enjoy meeting interesting characters (or trying to sleep through them). Fun Fact: Greyhound buses in Canada are legally required to come equipped with a toilet, so rest assured, you won't be reenacting that scene from National Lampoon's Vacation. Estimated Time: 3-4 hours (depending on traffic and the number of bathroom breaks)
Bring Your Own Entertainment: Pack a good book, some headphones, or a downloadable movie because the bus entertainment system might be stuck on a loop of Celine Dion music videos (hey, it's Canada!).
Option 3: Become a Train Time Traveler (Okay, Maybe Not That Cool)
The Speedy VIA Rail: Taking the train is a comfy and (usually) stress-free way to travel. VIA Rail offers scenic views and lets you avoid border hassles (the train takes care of all that passport jazz). Bonus: Train travel is way more environmentally friendly than driving, so you can feel good about saving the planet while you explore. Estimated Time: Under 2 hours (the fastest option!)
Pack Light: Train travel is all about efficiency, so pack a carry-on bag to avoid any checked luggage drama.
Remember: No matter which option you choose, don't forget to pack for the weather! London, Ontario has four seasons (unlike some places that shall remain nameless cough Florida cough), so be prepared for anything.
QuickTip: Treat each section as a mini-guide.
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FAQ
How to pack light for the train?
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
- Roll your clothes instead of folding them to save space.
- Pack versatile clothing you can mix and match.
- Wear your bulkiest shoes on the journey.
How to avoid car trouble at the border?
QuickTip: Read again with fresh eyes.
- Make sure your car registration is up to date.
- Check your tire pressure and fluid levels.
- Declare any fruits, vegetables, or meat products you have with you.
How to find the best bus deals?
QuickTip: Stop to think as you go.
- Book your tickets in advance, especially for peak travel times.
- Look for discounts offered by bus companies (student fares, senior discounts, etc.).
- Consider taking a weekday trip instead of a weekend one.
How to avoid awkward silences on the bus?
- Pack a conversation starter, like a deck of cards or a travel journal.
- Download a podcast or audiobook to share with a friendly seatmate (if they're interested, of course!).
- Practice your Canadian trivia!
How to survive a long bus ride?
- Bring plenty of water and snacks.
- Stretch your legs whenever you get a chance.
- Download some relaxing music or an eye mask for a quick power nap.
Now you're all set for your adventure to London, Ontario! Safe travels, eh?
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