Can't Trash Talk Without a Trash Can: How to Score a Bin in Detroit
Living in the D and drowning in...garbage? Don't worry, fellow Detroiter, even superheroes need a place to dispose of banana peels (unless you're the composting kind, then kudos to you!). But fear not, acquiring a garbage can in Detroit is easier than dodging a rogue rogue on the robo-taxis taking over the city. This guide will have you overflowing with knowledge (and hopefully not your actual trash can) in no time.
Step 1: Identify Your Trash Disposal Dynasty
Detroit's a big city, and just like pizza, it's divided into zones for trash collection. Spoiler Alert: It's not a deep dish vs. thin crust kind of thing (although that's a whole other delicious debate).
- West of Woodward & North of I-94: You're in Advanced Disposal territory. These folks sound fancy, but getting a bin is easy.
- East Side & Southwest Detroit (South of I-94): Rizzo Environmental Services is your waste management squad.
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Step 2: Dial Up the Disposal Dynasty
Now that you know your trash royalty, it's time to get on the horn. Here's the winning call information:
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- Advanced Disposal: (844) 2-DETROIT (233-8764)
- Rizzo Environmental Services: We couldn't find a dedicated Rizzo number, so you might be best calling the City of Detroit at (313) 224-4311 and asking for sanitation assistance.
Pro Tip: Channel your inner superhero while making the call. After all, you're about to vanquish overflowing trash bags!
Step 3: The Not-So-Secret Waiting Game
Once you've contacted your disposal dynasty, brace yourself for a wait. Depending on demand, it might take a few weeks for your bin to arrive. But fret not! In the meantime,
- Channel your inner MacGyver and create a temporary trash receptacle (think sturdy cardboard box with a hefty dose of duct tape).
- Befriend a neighbor (with a particularly large trash can) and offer a peace offering of your famous Cassata cake (or whatever your culinary skills can whip up).
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
Step 4: Bin Day!
Rejoice! Your very own garbage can has arrived! Now, here's the fun part (well, maybe not fun, but definitely important): Learn your collection day!
- The City of Detroit website has a nifty tool to find your specific collection day
https://detroitmi.gov/webapp/find-your-waste-pickup-schedule
Remember: A missed collection day is a recipe for a smelly situation. Set a reminder, tie a bright orange ribbon to your can (because apparently, trash cans need flair too!), do whatever it takes to become the trash master of your domain!
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FAQs:
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How to find out if I qualify for a free recycling bin?
Head over to the City of Detroit website
How much does a replacement trash can cost?
There's a one-time fee of $25 for a replacement can through Advanced Disposal. Contact the City for Rizzo Environmental Services replacement information.
How do I report a damaged trash can?
QuickTip: Read section by section for better flow.
Contact your trash collection service provider (Advanced Disposal or Rizzo Environmental Services) to report a damaged can.
How do I dispose of hazardous waste?
Hazardous waste shouldn't go in your regular trash can. Luckily, the City of Detroit offers special household hazardous waste disposal events. Check the City website for details
How do I avoid my trash can from getting stolen?
This is a real concern in some areas. Consider securing your can to a fence post or using a cable lock.
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