Conquering the Concrete Jungle: A Guide to Infiltrating the Boston Police Rationing Site (For the Daring Wastelander, Not Mama Murphy)
So, you've set your sights on the Boston Police Rationing Site, a treasure trove of pre-war goodies guarded more fiercely than a brahmin pen in rad roach season. But fear not, intrepid explorer! This guide will have you waltzing past those rusty doors like a raider with a charm bobblehead. Just remember, sneaking in is all about using your noodle (and maybe a few well-placed grenades, we won't judge).
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| How To Get Into The Boston Police Rationing Site |
Step 1: Channel Your Inner Monkey (Without the Bananas)
Forget the front door. It's about as welcoming as a ghoul with a case of existential dread. Instead, head to the south side of the building, where the train tracks lie silent. Here's where your parkour skills come in.
- Subheading: The Cargo Climber Challenge
There's a stack of shipping containers just begging to be climbed. Use them to reach the blue train car. From there, with a bit of fancy footwork (and maybe a silent prayer to the wasteland gods), leap onto the ledge of the building.
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Caution: This might not be the smoothest move since Nuka-Cola Quantum went flat. If gravity wins the first round, don't fret! Just dust yourself off and try again. Remember, persistence is key (and maybe some sturdy armor).
Step 2: Roof Access: Restricted But Not Impossible (For Acrobats and Adventurers)
Now that you're clinging to the side of the building like a determined gecko, navigate the edge carefully. A wrong step here could mean a one-way trip to the glowing green goop below. Once you've mastered the tightrope walk (minus the fancy balancing pole), jump onto another conveniently placed shipping container.
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Pro Tip: Power armor might feel bulky here, so consider leaving it behind for this little spelunking session.
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From this container, you can hop onto another one precariously held aloft by a construction vehicle. Congratulations! You've reached the roof. Now all that's left is...
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Step 3: Welcome Wagon...Not Exactly
Brace yourself for a warm (and slightly toothy) welcome. There's a broken window on the roof, your gateway to the wonders (and dangers) that lie within. Just be prepared to deal with some grumpy molerats who haven't gotten the memo about social distancing.
Once inside, you're golden! Well, sort of. There's still a bit of exploring and monster-bashing to do, but you've conquered the biggest hurdle. Now go forth and claim your loot! Just remember to share with Dogmeat, he's been a good boy (probably).
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How to Avoid an Unwanted Dirt Nap: A Few Friendly Reminders
- This little infiltration trick is best attempted by wastelanders with some experience (and maybe a stimpak or two handy).
- Patience is your friend. Rushing this can lead to a very permanent dirt nap.
- Power armor might not be your best bet here. Think nimble, not invincible.
You've Got Questions, We've Got (Hopefully) Helpful Answers:
FAQ:
- How to get into the Boston Police Rationing Site the EASY way? There isn't one, buddy. This is the wasteland, not a theme park.
- How to avoid the molerats? Sneak if you can, but be prepared for a fight. Those critters are persistent.
- How to get the X-02 Power Armor? Follow the questline "Speak of the Devil" and you'll be golden (or should we say, armored?).
- How to use this guide? As a loose suggestion. Feel free to improvise, that's half the fun of the wasteland!
- How to avoid getting lost? Just follow the objective marker...or the trail of dead molerats, whichever works for you.
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