Donkeys, Disguise, and Deliciousness: Your Guide to Sneaking (Okay, Not Sneaking) into Ghost Donkey Denver
Ah, Ghost Donkey Denver. A mythical oasis of agave spirits, legendary nachos, and an atmosphere so cool it'd make a cactus blush. But like any self-respecting speakeasy, Ghost Donkey keeps its entrance a little hush-hush. Fear not, intrepid imbiber! This guide will have you navigating the secret donkey door and sipping mezcal margaritas like a seasoned pro in no time.
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| How To Get Into Ghost Donkey Denver |
Step 1: Channel Your Inner Sherlock Holmes (Minus the Deerstalker, Maybe)
First things first, location. Ghost Donkey Denver resides behind Union Station, at 1750 Wewatta Street, Suite 140. But just waltzing in won't get you past the brick wall (or is it a secret door? We're not saying!). You'll need to find the unassuming green door tucked away in the Block Sixteen food court. Keep an eye out for a tiny, adorable donkey painted on it. That's your golden ticket!
Step 2: Speak Like a Local (Even if You're Just Visiting)
Here's the thing about Ghost Donkey: reservations are your best friend. This place is tiny but mighty, and tables get snatched up faster than you can say "tequila sunrise." Head to [ghostdonkey.me] and snag a spot online. Be warned: reservations are coveted, so plan ahead, especially for weekends.
Pro Tip: Don't be a ghost yourself! If you can't make your reservation, let them know ASAP. They'd rather have a thirsty patron than a wasted table (and trust us, those nachos are worth showing up for).
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Step Step 3: Dress to Impress (But Mostly Just Be 21+)
While Ghost Donkey isn't exactly putting on the Ritz, there is a dress code of "business casual." Think upscale bar vibes, not ripped jeans and a band t-shirt (although, a killer band t-shirt with a cool donkey on it might just work). Most importantly, remember: you must be 21+ to enter.
Step 4: Prepare to Be Dazzled (and Maybe a Little Dazed)
Once you're through the secret door, get ready for an experience. Ghost Donkey Denver is a feast for the senses, with a vibrant atmosphere, top-notch drinks, and of course, those legendary nachos. Be prepared to be wowed by the extensive mezcal and tequila selection, and loosen your belt a notch for those epic nachos.
Remember: This is a place to savor the experience, so pace yourself, amigos.
QuickTip: Revisit this post tomorrow — it’ll feel new.
How to Ghost Donkey Like a Champ: FAQ
1. How to make a reservation?
Head to [ghostdonkey.me] and book your spot online. Reservations are highly recommended, especially for weekends.
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2. How early should I arrive for my reservation?
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Being fashionably late might work elsewhere, but not here. Aim to get there on time, or even a few minutes early. If you're running late, shoot them an email to let them know.
3. Is there a dress code?
Think "business casual." Avoid ripped jeans and flip-flops, but a killer outfit is always encouraged (especially if it involves a cool donkey theme).
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
4. What if I don't have a reservation?
Walk-ins are welcome, but space is limited. Your best bet is to try your luck early in the evening, or during the week when it's a bit less crowded.
5. How much does it cost?
Prices vary depending on what you order, but expect to pay typical bar prices for drinks and food.
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