So You Wanna Tie the Knot Detroit-Style: A Courthouse Caper for the Lovebirds on a Budget
Let's face it, weddings can cost more than a tricked-out rocket car these days. But fear not, lovebirds on a budget! Detroit offers a perfectly respectable, and might we add, adventurous, alternative: getting hitched at the courthouse.
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| How To Get Married At Courthouse In Detroit |
Why a Courthouse Wedding, You Ask?
- Strictly Business, All Romantical: Courthouse ceremonies are short, sweet, and to the point. No need to stress about seating charts, caterers who forgot the vegan canap�s, or that crazy Aunt Mildred doing the Macarena down the aisle. Just you, your beloved, and a judge who gets straight to the "I do's."
- Save Those Benjamins, Baby: Forget the five-star venue and the bouquet that costs more than your rent. A courthouse ceremony is a budget-friendly way to say "I do" without breaking the bank.
- Unique Detroit Flavor: Hey, not everyone can say they got married in a historic building that's seen its fair share of courtroom drama (hopefully not of the romantic kind!). It's a Detroit experience you won't forget.
Alright, Alright, You've Convinced Me. How Do We Do This Courthouse Thing?
Step 1: The Pre-Nup...of Paperwork
Before you can say "judge, I do," you gotta get a marriage license. This little beauty is available at the Wayne County Clerk's Office downtown. Make sure you bring your ID and a certified copy of your birth certificate (no hospital certificates or your mom's word will do this time). There's also a three-day waiting period after applying, so plan accordingly.
Step 2: Round Up Your Witnesses
You'll need two trusty friends, 18 years or older and preferably sober, to witness your vows. Bribe them with donuts or the promise of a killer reception after (which, in this case, might be celebratory Poutine at your favorite diner).
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Step 3: The Big Day (At the Courthouse, Not Vegas)
Head to the 36th District Court dressed to impress...courthouse-style. Think smart casual, but ditch the ripped jeans and flip flops. There's a small fee to pay the court, but hey, it's cheaper than a Vegas Elvis impersonator officiating, right?
Step 4: I Do, Pronounced "I Finally Get Those Carbs Back"
The judge will officiate the ceremony, which will be short and sweet. Bonus points if you can sneak in a funny inside joke during your vows. Then, BAM! You're married! High fives, fist bumps, or an air guitar solo are all acceptable victory celebrations.
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Step 5: Happily Ever After (Detroit-Style)
Now that you're officially hitched, it's time to celebrate! Head to your favorite Detroit haunt for some celebratory drinks and grub. Think coney dogs, Vernors, and maybe even renting out a karaoke booth to belt out your love song.
****Pro Tip: If you crave a little more pizzazz, some judges offer private ceremonies in their chambers. Just call the court beforehand to inquire.
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FAQ: Courthouse Cupid Edition
How much does a marriage license cost in Detroit?
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For Michigan residents, it's a cool $20. Out-of-staters, you'll be shelling out $30.
How long does the ceremony take?
The ceremony itself is quick, usually around 10 minutes.
Do I need an appointment to get married at the courthouse?
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Nope, no appointment necessary for courthouse weddings in Detroit. Just show up ready to say "I do!" (although calling ahead to check for availability is always a good idea).
Can we have our dog as a witness?
As much as we love furry friends, courthouse ceremonies are human-only affairs.
What should we wear to our courthouse wedding?
Dress for the occasion, but courthouse-style. Think business casual, with a touch of personality.
So there you have it, lovebirds! Getting married at the courthouse in Detroit is a fun, affordable, and unique way to start your happily ever after. Now go forth, conquer those wedding jitters, and get ready to say "I do" Detroit-style!
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