Hotline Miami: How to Not Become a DIY Firework (The Fun Way)
So you've found yourself staring down the barrel of a very literal problem in Hotline Miami. You're on the second floor, adrenaline pumping, and there's a perfectly good doorway taunting you... except it seems to be hooked up to a particularly enthusiastic electrician. Don't worry, buddy, we've all been there. Here's how to avoid becoming a human confetti cannon:
Step 1: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge! (But Mostly Look for a BOOMSTICK)
First things first, resist the urge to play peek-a-boo with Mr. Explodo in there. Trust me, your cranium won't appreciate the surprise party. Instead, take a breather and survey the situation. There should be some enemies milling about. These fine fellows often come pre-packaged with useful tools, especially the kind that goes "BANG!" We're talking about shotguns, baby! These are your ticket to a one-way trip to Bomb City, population: you (with a very confused look).
Step 2: Operation: "Die Hard" the Doorway
Now that you've (hopefully) located a trusty shotgun, it's time to unleash your inner John McClane. Remember, this ain't brain surgery. Just line up the shot with the doorway (the more lead you send, the less likely Mr. Boom becomes a factor) and pull the trigger. Glory awaits! (Unless you miss spectacularly, then it's more of a "Whoops" moment.)
Step 3: Party Time! (Except Without the Explosions, Hopefully)
Congratulations! You've successfully ventilated the door (and hopefully not yourself). Now you can waltz right in and take care of any remaining partygoers who might have missed the memo about the impromptu fireworks display. Remember, these guys probably weren't expecting a guest with a shotgun, so use the element of surprise to your advantage.
Bonus Tip: Don't Be a Tourist, Explore!
Sometimes, that suspicious-looking room might not actually be a death trap. Look around! There might be another way through, saving you the whole "shotgun to the door" routine. Who knows, you might even find a hidden stash of awesome masks (because why settle for just being a murderer, when you can be a stylish murderer?).
FAQ: How to Survive Hotline Miami
- How to avoid the exploding room? See above!
- How to get a shotgun? Befriend a bad guy and borrow theirs (permanently).
- How to deal with the rest of the enemies? Violence, with a healthy dose of panache.
- How to win Hotline Miami? Don't get hit. A lot.
- How to look good while doing it? That's what the masks are for!
