Conquering Detroit: A Hilarious Guide to Platinum Bliss (Without Sacrificing Your Sanity)
So, you've been bitten by the flowchart bug and want to wrangle that shiny platinum trophy in Detroit: Become Human? You're not alone, my friend. This game's branching narrative is a labyrinth of "what ifs" and "oh no, I made a terrible choice" moments. But fear not, fellow android enthusiast! With this guide, you'll be a flowchart ninja in no time, navigating the emotional rollercoaster and grabbing trophies like a squirrel obsessed with acorns.
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Multiple Choice Mania: Why You Need More Than One Playthrough (Unless You're a Save-Scumming Superhero)
Detroit: Become Human loves to dangle trophies in front of you, then yank them away if you make the wrong decision (or the "right" decision, depending on your moral compass). This means one playthrough just won't cut it. Buckle up for multiple adventures with Kara, Connor, and Markus, each one a choose-your-own-android-apocalypse adventure!
Pro-Tip: Don't be afraid to save scum (reloading a save point to try a different choice) for specific trophies, but be warned: this can turn Connor's interrogation scenes into a a deranged game of "Hot or Cold."
QuickTip: Skim the first line of each paragraph.
Violence is Not the Answer (But It Can Get You a Trophy... Maybe)
The game rewards both peaceful and violent approaches. Want to see Markus lead a robot uprising that would make Gandhi do a spit-take? Go for it! Trophy unlocked! But if you crave a more diplomatic revolution, there's a shiny piece of plastic waiting for you at the end of that path too. Just remember, violence is messy, and it can lead to some of your favorite characters getting decommissioned faster than a faulty toaster.
Sub-heading: The Art of the Pacifist Punch: Who knew you could solve a hostage situation with origami and a well-timed cup of tea? Embrace the weird, and you'll be surprised by the trophies you snag.
QuickTip: Keep going — the next point may connect.
Flowchart Frenzy: Your New Best Friend (and Worst Enemy)
The flowchart is your window into the ever-expanding web of choices. It can be your best friend, helping you visualize the consequences of your actions. Or it can be your worst enemy, taunting you with the paths not taken and trophies just out of reach. Remember, a little planning goes a long way, but don't get bogged down in flowchart minutiae. There's a story to be experienced too!
Sub-heading: Flowchart Fun: Sometimes the most fun choices are the blatantly ridiculous ones. See what happens when you let Kara try to cook dinner or have Connor attempt some truly terrible dad jokes. You might just get a trophy (and a good laugh) out of it.
QuickTip: Reading carefully once is better than rushing twice.
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FAQ: Platinum Edition
How to save time? Chapter select is your friend! Once you've unlocked a chapter, you can replay it to snag missed trophies.
How to keep track of everything? There are plenty of online trophy guides that detail which choices lead to which trophies.
QuickTip: Reflect before moving to the next part.
How to avoid emotional meltdown? Take breaks! This game is a rollercoaster, so step away if you find yourself yelling at the screen (we've all been there).
How to deal with trophy anxiety? Not every playthrough needs to be a platinum run. Do a silly playthrough first, then focus on trophies on subsequent runs.
How to (maybe) survive Markus' revolution? Even the most peaceful revolutions can get messy. Just pray you haven't angered all the humans too much.
With this guide and a healthy dose of humor, you'll be well on your way to platinum glory in Detroit: Become Human. Just remember, the journey is just as important as the destination (and the shiny trophy, of course). Now get out there and make some unforgettable choices (and maybe a few hilarious mistakes)!
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