So You Want to be a Certified Goat Ear Bling Boss in Oklahoma? A Guide to Scrapie Tags
Let's face it, folks, there's nothing quite like the majesty of a well-maintained goat herd. But before you can unleash your inner Dr. Dolittle and become the envy of the county fair, there's a little bureaucratic hoop to jump through: scrapie tags.
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| How To Get Scrapie Tags For Goats In Oklahoma |
What in the Baa-ah-ah is Scrapie?
Don't worry, it's not a funky new goat dance craze. Scrapie is a neurological disease that affects sheep and goats. Luckily, it's pretty rare, but tagging your goats helps track them and prevent its spread. Think of it like a super cool VIP pass to the exclusive club of responsible goat ownership.
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Obtaining Those Coveted Tags: A Step-by-Step for Tag-tastic Triumph
- Step 1: Flock Like a Pro (or Not So Pro)
The first thing you need is a flock ID. This fancy term basically means a unique number assigned to your herd. If you're a seasoned goat guru, you probably already have one. But for newbie goat whisperers, fret not! The friendly folks at the USDA are here to help. Call their toll-free tag line at 1-866-USDA-Tag (866-873-2824) and they'll sort you right out. Bonus points if you can answer their goat trivia question correctly. (Just kidding... probably.)
- Step 2: Tag Time!
Now that you're officially a flock owner (even if your flock is just Brenda and Beatrice), it's tag time! There are two main ways to get your hands on these official badges of goatitude:
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Free Tags for New Flocks: Did someone say free stuff? That's right! New producers like yourself can snag up to 100 free sheep and goat ear tags when you sign up for your flock ID. Score!
Purchasing Tags for Established Flocks: For seasoned goat wranglers, you can order official plastic tags directly from approved companies. The Oklahoma Department of Agriculture has a handy list [available online](mention companies but don't list website). Just remember, you gotta show off your flock ID when you order.
Step 3: Apply Those Tags with Flair (or at Least Don't Maim Your Goat)
Alright, so you've got your tags. Now comes the moment of truth: applying them to your goats. Pro tip: This might be a two-person job, especially if Brenda and Beatrice are feeling particularly frisky. Remember, a misplaced tag is no laughing matter. Make sure you use the proper applicator (sold separately) to ensure a secure and comfortable fit.
Congratulations! You're Now a Certified Goat Ear Bling Boss!
With your goats rocking their official scrapie tags, you're well on your way to goat ownership greatness. Now, go forth and spread the good word (and maybe some delicious goat cheese) about responsible goat care!
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Bonus FAQ for the Particularly Inquisitive Goat Enthusiast
How to choose the right tag color? There's no official color code, but feel free to get creative! Just make sure the tags are easy to read.
How to convince my goat Brenda to hold still for tagging? Bribery with treats is an acceptable negotiation tactic.
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How often do I need to replace the tags? As long as the tags are secure and readable, there's no need to replace them.
How to dispose of old tags? Don't just toss them in the trash! Cut them so they can't be reused and dispose of them according to local regulations.
How to celebrate your success? Crack open a beverage of your choice (goat milk optional) and bask in the glory of your goat-tagging prowess!
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