Calling All Landlocked Locos: Your Guide to Escaping to Bora Bora from Denver
Let's face it, Denver. You're a great city, but those mountains can get a little claustrophobic after a while. Especially when all you can dream about is turquoise water lapping at your toes and little bungalows perched over the water. Fear not, my fellow Colorado compadres, because Bora Bora beckons! But how does a landlocked soul like yourself get to that Polynesian paradise? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the thrilling (and slightly terrifying) world of international travel.
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| How To Get To Bora Bora From Denver |
Step 1: Embrace the Inner Airmile Avenger
There's no magic portal to Bora Bora (although that would be pretty sweet). No, your chariot to paradise will be a mighty metal bird – otherwise known as an airplane. Get ready to rack up some serious air miles, because Bora Bora is a remote speck in the vast South Pacific.
Pro Tip: Be prepared for layovers. Your journey might involve a pitstop in Los Angeles, or maybe even a cheeky detour to Tahiti. Embrace the opportunity to stretch your legs, buy questionable souvenirs (think coconut monkeys!), and stock up on overpriced snacks to fuel your daydreams about Bora Bora.
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Step 2: Befriend a Ferry or Buckle Up for a Seaplane Splash
Here's where things get interesting. Bora Bora itself doesn't have a huge international airport (think more "island airstrip"). So, once you land in French Polynesia (most likely Papeete, Tahiti), you'll need to choose your final assault on paradise.
- Ferry: This is the budget-friendly option, offering stunning views of the islands as you bob across the waves. Think salty hair, tropical breezes, and maybe a rogue splash or two. Perfect for getting your inner Moana on.
- Seaplane: Feeling fancy? Splurge on a seaplane for a bird's-eye view of the crystal-clear lagoons and those iconic overwater bungalows. Just be prepared to pay a pretty penny for this unforgettable experience (and maybe bring Dramamine, just in case).
Step 3: Breathe Easy, You're in Bora Bora!
Congratulations, intrepid traveler! You've officially made it to Bora Bora. Now, kick off those shoes, sink your toes in the sand, and order yourself a giant fruity cocktail with a little umbrella. You deserve it!
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Important Note: Don't forget to factor in passport control, customs, and potentially a new wardrobe (because let's be honest, your Denver Broncos jersey might not scream "island chic").
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Bora Bora Bound: Frequently Asked Questions for the Faint of Heart (or Navigationally Challenged)
How to pack for Bora Bora? Think light, breezy clothes, swimwear (duh!), reef-safe sunscreen, and a hat. Flip flops are a must, but maybe pack some sandals for fancy dinners (because you never know!).
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How much money should I bring? Bora Bora isn't exactly known for its bargain-basement prices. Factor in flights, accommodation, food, activities, and those inevitable souvenirs (because everyone needs a Bora Bora fridge magnet, right?).
How long does it take to get to Bora Bora? Patience is a virtue, my friend. The journey can take anywhere from 15 to 20+ hours, depending on your route and connections.
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What language do they speak in Bora Bora? French is the official language, but English is widely spoken in tourist areas. Brush up on a few basic French phrases (like "merci" for thank you and "un autre Mai Tai, s'il vous plait" for another Mai Tai, please) to impress the locals.
How do I get back to reality? That, my friend, is a whole other adventure. Stock up on vacation photos and memories, and maybe book yourself a massage upon your return to help ease the transition back to the real world.
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