Brandeis Bound: Your Hilarious Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting There (Without Actually Hitchhiking)
So, you've wrangled yourself an acceptance letter to the esteemed Brandeis University. Congrats! But before you stock up on textbooks and pretend to understand philosophy, there's a minor hurdle: actually getting to campus from Boston. Fear not, intrepid freshman (or transfer, we don't judge), for this guide will be your comedic compass on this short but epic journey.
Choosing Your Chariot: A Cavalcade of Options
- The Iron Steed (Car): This is your classic choice, offering the freedom to blast your air guitar to questionable music (just us?). Warning: Boston traffic can be a beast, so factor in extra time for some strategically placed honking and existential dread.
- The Trusty Train (MBTA Commuter Rail): A budget-friendly and scenic option. Just be prepared for the occasional interesting character (interpretive dance enthusiast, anyone?) to liven up your ride.
- The Mighty Bus (MBTA Bus): Another excellent choice for the frugal traveler. Pro tip: Brush up on your people-watching skills - you'll see a colorful cast of characters on your journey.
Insider Tips for the Discerning Traveler
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- Train: Download the MBTA app to check schedules and avoid rush hour rage.
- Bus: Grab a CharlieCard (the MBTA's magic ticket to public transport) for easy fare payment. Bonus points: If you manage to snag a seat with a working USB port, consider yourself blessed by the transit gods.
- Car: If you're feeling generous, offer a fellow Brandeis-bound soul a ride for some epic carpool karaoke. Just be sure they have good taste in music (or at least keep their Mariah Carey obsession to a minimum).
Emergency Preparedness: What to Do When Your Ride Goes Rogue
- Train Delays: Pack a book, some headphones, or download a few episodes of your favorite show. Remember, patience is a virtue (and sometimes the only weapon you have against the MBTA schedule).
- Bus Breakdowns: Embrace the unexpected! This could be your chance to lead a group rendition of "I Will Survive" or start a philosophical debate about the meaning of life with your fellow passengers.
- Car Trouble: Channel your inner MacGyver and see if you can fix it with a roll of duct tape and a prayer (or call AAA, whichever is more realistic).
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How to Get to Brandeis? FAQ
How long does it take to get to Brandeis by train? The train ride from North Station to Brandeis/Roberts station takes about 25 minutes.
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How much does it cost to get to Brandeis by bus? A one-way MBTA bus ticket costs between $1 and $5.
Is there parking at Brandeis? Yes, there is parking available on campus, but a permit is required.
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Can I rideshare (Uber/Lyft) to Brandeis? Absolutely! This is a convenient option, but be sure to factor in surge pricing during peak hours.
Do I need a special CharlieCard to ride the MBTA? Nope, any standard CharlieCard will work for buses and trains.
So there you have it, folks! With a little planning and this handy guide, you'll be navigating your way to Brandeis like a seasoned Bostonian in no time. Now get out there, conquer that campus, and remember, the journey is just as important as the destination (especially if the journey involves interpretive dance or Mariah Carey singalongs).
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