Conquering the Culinary Clouds: Your Guide to Reaching Highlands Detroit
Ah, Highlands Detroit. A restaurant perched so high it practically needs its own air traffic controller. But fear not, intrepid diner, for this guide will cut through the confusion and get you soaring to spectacular sustenance.
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| How To Get To Highlands Detroit |
Choosing Your Chariot: Car, Carriage, or Cruise Missile? (Just Kidding, Probably)
By Car: The most straightforward option, though Detroit traffic can be a beast. Be sure to factor in parking – that million-dollar view comes with a premium (but hey, at least your car won't need oxygen!). Pro tip: pack some calming essential oils for those inevitable road rage moments.
By Public Transport: For the eco-conscious gourmand, there are buses that can take you close-ish. But be prepared for an adventure (read: potentially long transfers and interesting characters).
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By Helicopter (For the High Rollers): If you've got the budget and a death wish for traffic, why not make a grand entrance? Just be sure to check landing regulations first – unless you fancy becoming the world's most expensive pigeon.
By Hot Air Balloon: Not recommended. Trust me.
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Navigating the Nest: Once You've Arrived
Congratulations, you've made it! Now, to find your table amongst the clouds. Here's a quick rundown:
- Entrance: Look for the sleek, modern entrance at the RenCen.
- The Ascend: Prepare to be wowed by the panoramic views as you take the elevator to the 70th floor. This is where the magic (and the delicious food) begins.
Important Note: Don't forget, Highlands is fancy. Dress to impress, or at least try not to look like you climbed in straight from a camping trip (unless your camping trip involved a private jet and a team of stylists).
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to Avoid Traffic Headaches? Leave early, pack snacks, and consider carpooling with fellow food adventurers.
How to Prepare for the Views? Charge your camera and bring your most "I do not fear heights" face.
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How to Dress for the Occasion? Think swanky cocktail attire, but comfortable enough to breathe after that inevitable third dessert course.
How to Make a Reservation? Head over to their website (
How Much Will This Cost? Enough to make your wallet cry tears of joy (hopefully). But hey, you only live once, and the food is phenomenal.
So there you have it! With this guide, you're well on your way to conquering the culinary clouds at Highlands Detroit. Now go forth, conquer that epicurean Everest, and don't forget to report back on the social media front (because those views deserve to be Instagrammed).
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