Conquering Mount St. Helens: A Portlander's Guide to Not Getting Lost (Hopefully)
So, you want to see Mount St. Helens? Good for you! You've got excellent taste in volcanic landmarks. But let's be honest, getting there from Portland isn't exactly a walk in the park (or, more accurately, a hike up a volcano). It's more like a "drive through a bunch of trees and hope you don't accidentally end up in Canada" kind of situation.
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| How To Get To Mt St Helens From Portland |
The Great Escape: Leaving Portland
Alright, let's get this show on the road. First, you've got to ditch the city of bridges and microbreweries. No worries, we'll miss you too, Portland. But it's time for adventure! Jump in your car (or rent one if you're feeling fancy) and head north on I-5. Yes, the same highway that seems to be perpetually under construction. Just breathe deep, listen to some good tunes, and try not to imagine the traffic horrors you’re leaving behind.
Tip: Pause whenever something stands out.
The Road Less Traveled (Or Maybe It's Just Less Paved)
Once you've successfully navigated the I-5 gauntlet, it's time to leave the interstate behind and embrace your inner explorer. You'll need to take exit 21 for WA-503 East towards Woodland/Cougar. This is where the fun (or, let's be real, the slightly confusing) part begins. WA-503 is basically a scenic drive through the woods, with occasional glimpses of the mountain if you're lucky. Just remember, if you see a Sasquatch, don't panic. It's probably just a really hairy hiker.
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The Final Ascent (Or Something Like It)
After what feels like an eternity of winding roads, you'll finally arrive at the Mount St. Helens National Volcanic Monument. Congratulations! You've made it. Now, the real adventure begins. There are plenty of hiking trails, visitor centers, and viewpoints to explore. Just remember to wear sturdy shoes, bring plenty of water, and maybe pack a sandwich or two. You wouldn't want to be caught hiking hungry.
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Important Note: While Mount St. Helens is undeniably cool, it's also a reminder of nature's power. Always respect the mountain and its surroundings. Don't be a volcano vandal!
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
How to...
- How to avoid getting lost: Use a GPS or a good old-fashioned map. And maybe bring a compass, just in case.
- How to impress your friends with your volcano knowledge: Learn about the 1980 eruption and the mountain's recovery.
- How to capture the perfect volcano selfie: Find a good viewpoint, use a filter (because let's be honest, everyone uses filters), and don't forget to tag #MountStHelens.
- How to survive a volcanic eruption (just kidding): Enjoy the view and don't worry about it.
- How to make the most of your trip: Plan ahead, pack accordingly, and be open to adventure!
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