Escaping the Windy City: A Guide to the Upper Peninsula
So, you're tired of deep dish pizza and towering skyscrapers? You crave the call of the wild, the taste of pure, unadulterated air, and the kind of quiet that only comes with a million acres of trees? Well, my friend, you're yearning for the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. But how do you actually get there from the concrete jungle known as Chicago? Let's break it down.
Option 1: Hit the Road, Jack
Disclaimer: This option involves driving. Yes, actual driving. With your own hands on a steering wheel. Crazy, right?
If you’re the type who finds joy in the open road and the thrill of unexpected wildlife encounters (think: moose, not squirrels), then driving is your jam. Just remember, the UP is huge. Like, really huge. Pack snacks, a good playlist, and maybe a therapist for when you inevitably get lost.
Option 2: Fly, You Fools!
If you prefer to leave the driving to the professionals (and let's face it, who doesn't?), then flying is your best bet. There are a few airports in the UP, but Marquette is probably your best bet. Just be prepared for potential flight delays caused by rogue snowstorms or flocks of migrating Canada geese. It's nature, baby!
Option 3: Take a Ferry Tale
For a truly unique experience, consider taking a ferry. It's slower than flying and less adventurous than driving, but it offers unparalleled views of Lake Michigan. Just don't forget your seasickness pills. And maybe a good book.
What to Expect When You Arrive
Once you’ve conquered the journey, you’ll be rewarded with stunning natural beauty, friendly locals, and a slower pace of life. Prepare to encounter more trees than people, and to develop a deep appreciation for the phrase "up north."
Important Note: Cell service is spotty at best. Embrace the digital detox. Or bring a really good book.
How to...
- How to survive a moose encounter? Stay calm, don't panic, and definitely don't try to pet it.
- How to order a pasty? With confidence. It's a Cornish pastry, but with meat.
- How to find the perfect campsite? Use a combination of luck, local knowledge, and a willingness to explore.
- How to avoid getting lost? Invest in a good map or download offline GPS. Or just ask a friendly local.
- How to relax? Leave your phone in the car, find a quiet spot, and listen to the sound of waves crashing or the wind rustling through the trees.
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your adventure gear, and head to the UP!
