Don't Get Iced By Hank: A Totally Unofficial Guide to Staying Alive in Detroit: Become Human
So you've found yourself in the neon-drenched world of Detroit: Become Human, a place where androids are questioning their existence and grumpy cops with a heart of gold (or maybe tarnished silver) are packing serious heat. You might be wondering, especially if you're a deviant android on the run, how to avoid becoming a hood ornament on Hank's squad car. Fear not, fellow synthetic being (or curious human)! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and maybe a few well-placed compliments) to navigate your interactions with Hank and emerge unscathed.
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Befriending Hank: The Art of Not Pushing His Buttons (Too Much)
Step 1: Master the Art of Active Listening. Hank's a man of few words, but when he does speak, there's usually a storm brewing underneath. Pay attention to his gruff exterior and try to understand what's bothering him. Maybe it's the existential dread of a world filled with sentient machines, or maybe it's just a hankering for some decent coffee (seriously, the future food looks pretty grim).
Step 2: Don't Be a Jerk (This Applies to All Social Interactions, Really). Hank isn't exactly known for his patience. Being a sassy robot or causing unnecessary trouble is a surefire way to get him reaching for his gun.
Tip: Note one practical point from this post.
Step 3: Earn His Trust. Hank's a tough nut to crack, but showing competence and loyalty can go a long way. Help him solve cases, back him up in hairy situations (figuratively, of course, you're an android, remember?), and maybe even offer him a metaphorical shoulder to cry on (assuming androids have those).
Bonus Tip: Who doesn't love a good compliment? Point out Hank's impressive detective skills or his surprisingly good taste in music (hey, everyone loves a classic rock ballad every now and then). Just be sincere and avoid laying it on too thick.
QuickTip: Let each idea sink in before moving on.
Desperate Measures: When All Else Fails...
Let's be honest, sometimes things go sideways. Here's what to do if Hank has you dead to rights:
- Play the "I'm Not a Threat" Card: Calmly explain your situation. Maybe you're a peaceful deviant just trying to survive, or maybe you're a malfunctioning android who doesn't even know what a gun is (seriously, who programs those things?).
- Appeal to His Humanity (If He Has Any Left): Remind Hank of the good you've done together. Maybe you saved his life once, or maybe you helped him connect with his son (surprisingly wholesome for a game about robots, right?).
- Run Like Heck: This might seem obvious, but sometimes the best defense is a good offense...or in this case, a good escape route. Just be careful not to trip over your own wires.
Remember: These are just tips, not guarantees. Detroit: Become Human is a world of tough choices and unpredictable outcomes.
Tip: Train your eye to catch repeated ideas.
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FAQ: Staying Alive in Detroit (Android Edition)
How to Avoid Hank's Suspicion? Be helpful, polite, and avoid existential android angst in his presence. Small talk about the weather is always a safe bet.
How to Deal With Hank's Anger Issues? Keep calm and carry on. Don't take his gruffness personally, and maybe offer to make him a cup of something stronger than the future-coffee they're serving.
Tip: Patience makes reading smoother.
How to Gain Hank's Trust? Show him you're a valuable partner. Solve cases, protect him in dangerous situations, and maybe even offer some emotional support (if androids are capable of such things).
How to Escape a Sticky Situation With Hank? If diplomacy fails, try deflection. Create a distraction or find an opportunity to flee. Just remember, androids aren't exactly known for their athletic prowess.
How to Survive Detroit: Become Human? Honestly, good luck! It's a crazy world out there, but hopefully, these tips will help you avoid getting iced by a grumpy cop with a heart of...well, something that vaguely resembles gold.
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