Conquering the Stapler: A Beginner's Guide to Opening the Boston Beast
Ah, the Boston stand-up stapler. A sturdy, reliable office companion... until it comes time to refill those pesky staples. Fear not, fellow warriors of the workplace! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and maybe a little laughter) to open this modern marvel without resorting to brute force (or flinging it across the room in frustration).
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| How To Open A Boston Stand Up Stapler |
Step 1: The Great Stapler Standoff
First things first, size up your opponent. Place the Boston stapler on a flat surface, with that formidable metal base glaring back at you. This staple fortress may seem intimidating, but remember, knowledge is power!
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Step 2: Locating the Latch (It's There, We Promise!)
Now, cast your gaze towards the back of the stapler, where the black staple compartment resides. Look closely, my friend, for a thin metal latch. This, my friends, is your key to victory. It might be a little shy, but trust us, it's there.
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Step 3: Engage! (But Gently)
Here comes the fun part! With your dominant hand, firmly grasp the front end of the stapler base. Don't worry, you're not trying to crush it. Now, with your other hand, gently lift up and push inwards on that elusive metal latch we discovered earlier.
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Pro-Tip: Think of it as a handshake with the latch. A firm but friendly handshake.
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Step 4: Behold! The Inner Workings Revealed
As you conquer the latch, a glorious sight will unfold before your very eyes. The stapler, once a closed fortress, will magically tilt back, revealing the inner workings (and the empty staple chamber, most likely).
Congratulations! You've successfully breached the Boston stapler's defenses. Now, go forth and refill with confidence!
Stapler FAQs:
- How to refill the staples? Easy! Slide the open compartment forward and insert a new strip of staples with the legs facing down.
- How to close the stapler? Simply fold the handle back down until it clicks into place.
- How to avoid staple jams? Make sure you're using the correct size staples for your stapler.
- How to impress your coworkers? Casually open and refill your Boston stapler with a knowing smile, like a seasoned office ninja.
- How to celebrate your victory? Treat yourself to a well-deserved cup of coffee (or a high five from a nearby colleague).
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