So, Your Beloved Buddy Kicked the Bucket (Metaphorically Speaking) - How to Announce it in the Detroit Free Press
Let's face it, eulogies are great and all, but sometimes you gotta reach a wider audience. Maybe your Uncle Vinnie was a local legend for his prize-winning petunias, or perhaps Aunt Mildred's secret pecan pie recipe needs a wider distribution channel (don't worry, her family will get the originals). Whatever the reason, the Detroit Free Press obituary section is your one-stop shop to commemorate your dearly departed in style.
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| How To Place An Obituary In The Detroit Free Press |
Don't Fear the Reaper (of Bureaucracy) - Here's How it Works
Placing an obituary in the Detroit Free Press is easier than parallel parking a Yugo in a snowstorm (unless you're from Michigan, then that's probably a breeze). Here are the two main ways to get your loved one's story out there:
- Channel Your Inner Hemingway: Head over to the Detroit Free Press Legacy website (
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/today/michigan/detroit-area - Phone a Friend (Who Works at the Free Press): If the online world isn't your cup of tea, you can always dial 1-800-926-8237. A friendly customer service representative will be happy to walk you through the obituary process over the phone.
Important Note: You'll need some verification of death, like a funeral home contact or a death certificate. No funny business here!
Spice Up Your Obituary - They Won't Be Rolling in Their Graves, They'll Be Rooting You On!
Obituaries don't have to be all doom and gloom. Here's how to add a touch of personality:
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
- Funny Anecdotes: Did your grandma have a hilarious rivalry with the neighborhood squirrel? Tell the world!
- Quirky Hobbies: Was your grandpa a champion tiddlywinks player or a collector of vintage rubber duckies? Share it!
- Favorite Sayings: Did your loved one have a signature catchphrase? Let their wisdom live on!
Remember: There is a word limit, so keep it concise and impactful.
FAQ: You Ask, We (Sort of) Answer!
How much does it cost to place an obituary?
The cost depends on the length of your obituary and any photo inclusions. Contact the Detroit Free Press directly for specific pricing.
Tip: Read carefully — skimming skips meaning.
How long will it take for the obituary to be published?
Obituaries typically appear within 24-48 hours of approval.
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Can I write the obituary in Polish?
QuickTip: Reread for hidden meaning.
Unfortunately, the Detroit Free Press currently only accepts obituaries in English.
Do I need to be a resident of Michigan to place an obituary?
Nope! Anyone can place an obituary in the Detroit Free Press.
QuickTip: Don’t skim too fast — depth matters.
Is there a deadline for submitting an obituary?
There isn't a hard deadline, but the sooner you submit it, the sooner it will be published.
So there you have it! Now you can commemorate your dearly departed and maybe even give them a good laugh (from the great beyond, of course) with a fantastic obituary in the Detroit Free Press.
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